walking away from your car...

[kenzie115]

Sure it wasnt a taxi you got out of?

Page 1 wants its joke back.

 

[bluemooninho]

Sure it wasnt a taxi you got out of?

Page 1 wants its joke back.

Genius!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

its aliens or the illuminati

Is it fuck you doddering old ****. Its just you're doing your mental checklist on the hoof "..keys...mace.... fags,lighter..check... wallet... ooh bugger"
You think you've thought this in a couple of seconds but it isn't .. you've probably been all over the fuckin pavement as well in your alzheimered, piss-your-pants muttering state, getting in everyone's way. Stay at home grandad or at least get a carer to accompany you when you're out in public.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sure it wasnt a taxi you got out of?

D'oh !!!!!

 

[Pelly Greeny]

You really are a strange lad corky. Very.

Quite. Looking at older posts he used to be quite normal - now seems to thrive in the attention his OTT posts generate.

 

[idahoblues]

its aliens or the illuminati

Is it fuck you doddering old ****. Its just you're doing your mental checklist on the hoof "..keys...mace.... fags,lighter..check... wallet... ooh bugger"
You think you've thought this in a couple of seconds but it isn't .. you've probably been all over the fuckin pavement as well in your alzheimered, piss-your-pants muttering state, getting in everyone's way. Stay at home grandad or at least get a carer to accompany you when you're out in public.

pmsl

 

[Chris in London]

just been speaking to a scientist on perception and his explanation is that the distance traveled equaled with time =
D/T~3.75 -4.09 ATMOSPHERE 457898.9#3 TO THE POWER 4 will make the loop of time required for the realisation and perception of zero point brain waves to be manipulated with varied flux mechanisims of delta waves will make the brain think you've only traveled a few yards when its actually a hundred

i called him a **** and punched him in the face the boring twat

In fairness Corky you do that to most people who talk to you

 

[Mike D]

Old age that Corky you're losing it, thank fuck someone invented viagra.

 

[Chris in London]

just been speaking to a scientist on perception and his explanation is that the distance traveled equaled with time =
D/T~3.75 -4.09 ATMOSPHERE 457898.9#3 TO THE POWER 4 will make the loop of time required for the realisation and perception of zero point brain waves to be manipulated with varied flux mechanisims of delta waves will make the brain think you've only traveled a few yards when its actually a hundred

i called him a **** and punched him in the face the boring twat

In fairness Corky you do that to most people who talk to you

Yes I see a pattern here. I need to asses my life

Don't be too hard on yourself. Most of us can agree that anyone talking to you probably is a **** so a good twatting might be just what they need

 

[andyhinch]

You really are a strange lad corky. Very.

Quite. Looking at older posts he used to be quite normal - now seems to thrive in the attention his OTT posts generate.

Wrong! He's always been a ****.