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FOREVER REMEMBERED, NEVER FORGOTTEN. Sue Clark xxx
NOTE from another site http://happyaxeman.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=11689.0#quickreply

Thought it deserved a bit more lime light., cheers Monksie :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXJA_nUKBps&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

It’s really difficult to know where exactly to start with this. I feel quite sure that Woody Guthrie - he who inspired the likes of Bob Dylan and to a certain extent Joe Strummer of The Clash - would be absolutely horrified to see his heartfelt political anthem butchered by a bunch of self-obsessed headaches over such a small “issue” as the financial control of a football club. Then again, a complete lack of ability to see the wood for the trees has never stopped these imbeciles in the past has it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_land_is_your_land

Shall we start the deconstruction then? Why not…

They mention the Munich Air Disaster once again, as if it’s the single most important event in United’s history. They harp on about it to their own ends every bit as much as the club they now simultaneously love and hate (fuck me it’s a confusing business being a Rag these days isn’t it?) - at times like this you can almost believe those City fans who say “I only call them ‘Munichs’ ‘cos they go on about it so much.

“The Glazers stole it” did they? Be honest now: I can’t see the Financial Police beating any doors down in Trafford or Tampa Bay looking to walk out Malcolm, Joel, Avi etc in a Bud Fox style, can you? . That’ll be because they performed a trick that was wholly legal in company and legislative law that gave them ownership of a financial entity that didn’t cost them very much but has been forced to pay for itself. They’re not exactly daft are they, unlike the clowns who fail to see that although it stinks from a moral perspective it’s definitely a case of “them’s the rules”. Oh, and if you’re convinced that “it belongs to you and me” then let’s see your share certificates eh?

“From a mill town came the players who are proud to wear the colours”. Leaving aside the major grammatical faux pas of juxtaposing two tenses (past and present) and the fact that many Rags post on message boards all over the place that City’s support mostly originates from the mill towns surrounding Manchester (centre of the cotton mill empire), their use of ‘are’ implies that the likes of van der Sar, Berbatov, the Brazilian numpty twins, Ji Sung Park and many others all originate from the aforesaid towns. It’s a rewriting of fact that Orwell struggled to match in his novel 1984.

“Three stripes and three sails” of course is from the Manchester Coat of Arms, the shield of which was featured in United’s badge of the 1960s until 1970 when they showed their ‘true’ colours and replaced the stripes with a devil. Even then they couldn’t be totally honest for the nickname was indeed stolen, take your pick from the Belgian national football team or Salford Rugby League Club. So who stole exactly what then, gentlemen?

“Green and Gold will make the Glazers sell or fold”. Yep, that’s the masterplan kids right there; if enough idiots turn up at the Theatre of Hate wearing green and yellow scarves the Glazers will see the error of their ways, run a white flag up and head for the hills. ‘Cos after all that’s exactly what hard-headed businessmen from the USA do when thinks kick up a little rough don’t they? You poor, deluded fools. “Green and Gold”? Again, take your pick: bile and mucous or snot and vomit…

“I paid a season yes I paid a season,no more weaping at the treason”. Surely this is comedy gold (‘n’ green) in its purest form and betrays the mentality of the cretins responsible for this. It makes no logical sense, the spelling and grammar are over the place and FFS ‘treason’ is a crime against the Crown or State, i.e. the country. Told you these joyless fucks have a wildly exaggerated sense of their own importance didn’t I?

“The sun is shining on all our trophies, we don’t need no Greedy Yankies” (there goes that spelling again). Again the duoism kicks in, after all three Premier League titles, a Champions League win and two League Cup wins since the Glazers took control in May 2005 don’t count, surely? In other words it’s great to boast about what you’ve won but just keep schtum about who ran the club while they were at it, eh?

“With the Red Knights at the helm were going to save MUFC” (and again with the punctuation). These Red Knights then, who exactly are they? Their spokesman is none other than Keith Harris (no, not he who embezzled money from TV companies and the general public by shoving his hand up the arses of various luminous green ducks and cheeky monkeys) but the guy who oversaw Dr Thaksin Shinawatra’s takeover at City all of three years ago. In one of their communiqués last month they apparently “invited Tier 2 shareholders (whatever that means) at MUFC to place funds and shares with the Knights, who are now saying they won’t make a bid until after the current season ends. Hang on a minute: “Give us your funds and shares”/”we won’t be making a bid for a while”? Is there anyone else who thinks that’s corporate speak for “We haven’t actually got anything like enough bloody money”? Thought so. They make Michael Knighton - he of the £20 million bid in August ’89, kicking a ball into the Stretford End goal then blowing kisses to the crowd and not having the funds to seal the deal two months later - look like Croesus in comparison.

The comment below the screen on YouTube: “IpattyMU689908 — 27 March 2010 — Get Green&Gold to Number1!!” This green and yellow circus is - from a City fan’s point of view - the gift that keeps on giving. Remember “United, United Not For Sale”? They think they’ll use the same tactics that got the Glazers in again, only this time there are no racehorse owners (unless you count the manager) to attack by disrupting race meetings or threatening stable girls. That was the tactic that made McManus and Magnier sell out to the Glazers in the first place, so if anything these MUtants were the means of their own misfortune. You really couldn’t make this up could you? They’re even deluded enough to think that this trivial dirge (lest we forget, stealing a tune from a folk icon, that’s what a TRUE legend is you fucking banner-waving shitpots) might get to Number One in the Charts!!! Oh my aching sides…

For the last word though, don’t take mine. Rock up (if you can stand it) to the Stretford Toilet anytime - like all theme parks it’s open 7 days a week – and count the number of cretins weari8ng green and comedygold scarves whilst simultaneously dragging red plastic bags stuffed full of tat from the MUFC Megastore and marvel just exactly what it was that our forefathers fought two World Wars for (gotta stop now, this exaggerated self-importance stuff is catching…)
 
I like this bit: "I wore a red shirt and i wore a red scarf, now they're made of green and gold" Isn't that just fantastic, basically they are not bothering supporting their club anymore, instead they will wear green and gold yet if you would have asked any fan what the colour of their club is before this started they would have said red so this green and gold is bollocks, most of the people wearing the scarves don't even know where the green and gold comes from and i can bet virtually all of them didn't have a clue about these colours bein part of the club before this campaign. TWATS!!!
 
jesus, that must have taken you a while. an i'm drunk but thats impressive. I'll be forwarding that on when i can see betterererererer...<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:56 pm --<br /><br />jesus, that must have taken you a while. an i'm drunk but thats impressive. I'll be forwarding that on when i can see betterererererer...
 
Spot on on the point about wearing green and yellow with a mega store bag stuffed with £50.00+ of anything big enough to stick a united badge on. I work at OT and it always brightens up my day seeing them going "ye glazer out, heres £50.00+ Mr Glazer." Love glazers, ruin united and pay my wages ahaha
 
Hats off to you ROBBO !!!!
Superb piece of script.
Unfortunately show it to a RAG and the fucker wont have a clue what the fuss is about.
Yellow and gold my arse !!
Never seen any gold, looking like a primrose colour before on these scarves !!
Great ref the old takeover as well and the "racehorse boys"
Completely forgotten about them.
 
Robbo. said:
It’s really difficult to know where exactly to start with this. I feel quite sure that Woody Guthrie - he who inspired the likes of Bob Dylan and to a certain extent Joe Strummer of The Clash - would be absolutely horrified to see his heartfelt political anthem butchered by a bunch of self-obsessed headaches over such a small “issue” as the financial control of a football club. Then again, a complete lack of ability to see the wood for the trees has never stopped these imbeciles in the past has it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_land_is_your_land

Shall we start the deconstruction then? Why not…

They mention the Munich Air Disaster once again, as if it’s the single most important event in United’s history. They harp on about it to their own ends every bit as much as the club they now simultaneously love and hate (fuck me it’s a confusing business being a Rag these days isn’t it?) - at times like this you can almost believe those City fans who say “I only call them ‘Munichs’ ‘cos they go on about it so much.

“The Glazers stole it” did they? Be honest now: I can’t see the Financial Police beating any doors down in Trafford or Tampa Bay looking to walk out Malcolm, Joel, Avi etc in a Bud Fox style, can you? . That’ll be because they performed a trick that was wholly legal in company and legislative law that gave them ownership of a financial entity that didn’t cost them very much but has been forced to pay for itself. They’re not exactly daft are they, unlike the clowns who fail to see that although it stinks from a moral perspective it’s definitely a case of “them’s the rules”. Oh, and if you’re convinced that “it belongs to you and me” then let’s see your share certificates eh?

“From a mill town came the players who are proud to wear the colours”. Leaving aside the major grammatical faux pas of juxtaposing two tenses (past and present) and the fact that many Rags post on message boards all over the place that City’s support mostly originates from the mill towns surrounding Manchester (centre of the cotton mill empire), their use of ‘are’ implies that the likes of van der Sar, Berbatov, the Brazilian numpty twins, Ji Sung Park and many others all originate from the aforesaid towns. It’s a rewriting of fact that Orwell struggled to match in his novel 1984.

“Three stripes and three sails” of course is from the Manchester Coat of Arms, the shield of which was featured in United’s badge of the 1960s until 1970 when they showed their ‘true’ colours and replaced the stripes with a devil. Even then they couldn’t be totally honest for the nickname was indeed stolen, take your pick from the Belgian national football team or Salford Rugby League Club. So who stole exactly what then, gentlemen?

“Green and Gold will make the Glazers sell or fold”. Yep, that’s the masterplan kids right there; if enough idiots turn up at the Theatre of Hate wearing green and yellow scarves the Glazers will see the error of their ways, run a white flag up and head for the hills. ‘Cos after all that’s exactly what hard-headed businessmen from the USA do when thinks kick up a little rough don’t they? You poor, deluded fools. “Green and Gold”? Again, take your pick: bile and mucous or snot and vomit…

“I paid a season yes I paid a season,no more weaping at the treason”. Surely this is comedy gold (‘n’ green) in its purest form and betrays the mentality of the cretins responsible for this. It makes no logical sense, the spelling and grammar are over the place and FFS ‘treason’ is a crime against the Crown or State, i.e. the country. Told you these joyless fucks have a wildly exaggerated sense of their own importance didn’t I?

“The sun is shining on all our trophies, we don’t need no Greedy Yankies” (there goes that spelling again). Again the duoism kicks in, after all three Premier League titles, a Champions League win and two League Cup wins since the Glazers took control in May 2005 don’t count, surely? In other words it’s great to boast about what you’ve won but just keep schtum about who ran the club while they were at it, eh?

“With the Red Knights at the helm were going to save MUFC” (and again with the punctuation). These Red Knights then, who exactly are they? Their spokesman is none other than Keith Harris (no, not he who embezzled money from TV companies and the general public by shoving his hand up the arses of various luminous green ducks and cheeky monkeys) but the guy who oversaw Dr Thaksin Shinawatra’s takeover at City all of three years ago. In one of their communiqués last month they apparently “invited Tier 2 shareholders (whatever that means) at MUFC to place funds and shares with the Knights, who are now saying they won’t make a bid until after the current season ends. Hang on a minute: “Give us your funds and shares”/”we won’t be making a bid for a while”? Is there anyone else who thinks that’s corporate speak for “We haven’t actually got anything like enough bloody money”? Thought so. They make Michael Knighton - he of the £20 million bid in August ’89, kicking a ball into the Stretford End goal then blowing kisses to the crowd and not having the funds to seal the deal two months later - look like Croesus in comparison.

The comment below the screen on YouTube: “IpattyMU689908 — 27 March 2010 — Get Green&Gold to Number1!!” This green and yellow circus is - from a City fan’s point of view - the gift that keeps on giving. Remember “United, United Not For Sale”? They think they’ll use the same tactics that got the Glazers in again, only this time there are no racehorse owners (unless you count the manager) to attack by disrupting race meetings or threatening stable girls. That was the tactic that made McManus and Magnier sell out to the Glazers in the first place, so if anything these MUtants were the means of their own misfortune. You really couldn’t make this up could you? They’re even deluded enough to think that this trivial dirge (lest we forget, stealing a tune from a folk icon, that’s what a TRUE legend is you fucking banner-waving shitpots) might get to Number One in the Charts!!! Oh my aching sides…

For the last word though, don’t take mine. Rock up (if you can stand it) to the Stretford Toilet anytime - like all theme parks it’s open 7 days a week – and count the number of cretins weari8ng green and comedygold scarves whilst simultaneously dragging red plastic bags stuffed full of tat from the MUFC Megastore and marvel just exactly what it was that our forefathers fought two World Wars for (gotta stop now, this exaggerated self-importance stuff is catching…)

That, Sir, is quite magnificent work.
 
Thing that annoys me is that they had the temerity to have the Manchester coat of arms on their badge at any stage. Since when the f*ck have they had anything to do with Manchester? Not at any time in my lifetime. And I'm cracking on a bit. Red twats.
 
This green and gold bollox really gets on my tits!
Watching them get knocked out on wednesday,I thought I was looking at a meadow full of buttercups!! They really are twunts of the highest order!
 
Robbo. said:
This green and yellow circus is - from a City fan’s point of view - the gift that keeps on giving.

Ha ha..so true.. simultaneously the most hilarious, pathetic and pointless protest since the 'Not for Sale' one. I'm really starting to enjoy having the rags around...used to hate them.. gonna make the next 20++ years so much more enjoyable. 'Until they fold'....
 
Robbo. said:
“Green and Gold”? Again, take your pick: bile and mucous or snot and vomit…
Jealousy and cowardice for me:

Jealousy - look at all our lovely loot in comparison to your crippling debt eh, red shite?

Cowardice - running in numbers, hitting women and children; the mark of a truly despicable set of fans
 
That song is hilariously shite-even by rag standards.

Still-what do you expect from a club who's fans line dance in the stands to the campest version ever of "take me home?"

I still say that the only reason they call the scarves "green and gold" is fek all to do with "history" and everything to do with the fact that very little rhymes with "yellow."
 
Once again that great self publicist Pete Boyle is on lead vocals I presume - I´ve read Woody´s autobiographical accounts of jumping trains across the States and he most certainly fookin WOULD be turning in his grave
 

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