Watch out when going for a dump...

[mancmackem]

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Man found glued to steel toilet

A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.

The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.

He was taken to hospital where doctors were forced to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.

Toilet re-installed

An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."

It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.

An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.

"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.

The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.

 

[Wheelsy]

Ooh me plums!

 

[mat]

Whats he moaning about, he had the opportunity for the vainglorious Martini shit.

 

[felixbg]

i knew some poor guy would fall for it :-p what they dont say is that i also put clingfilm to the toilet

 

[Gazza]

Police said they had nothing to go on.

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

Exhibitionist with ADH,sorry but how do you not see a substance like that prior to sitting on it ?

In the extremely rare exceptional circumstances that I have to use a toilet I have no familiarity with, (toilets around parks are a big no no thanks to government cottaging legislation), then I examine the seat carefully before plonking toilet paper on it, if there is none, then I squat leaving a safe distance between my arse and the seat before depositing the contents of my stomach in to the already thick brown quagmire below before making a rapid exit so I can begin breathing again.

 

[stony]

Who just sits on public toilet seats anyhow ? I always hover.

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

Who just sits on public toilet seats anyhow ? I always hover.

another hoverer,i thought it was just me with the trembling legs