Watching the derby from the stretford end

[mammutly]

This is my fate next Saturday. I'll be a blue in the rags den. Any survival tips welcome.

 

[Lost Pilot]

sit on your hands and glue your lips!

 

[manchester blue]

Don't speak in a Manchester accent.

 

[law74]

This is my fate next Saturday. I'll be a blue in the rags den. Any survival tips welcome.

Get an easyjet or ryanair inflight magazine and have it in the back pocket of your jeans, speak in an Irish accent and bring a camera.
That should do it.

 

[2bluegp]

dress like a japanese tourist. you'll be fine, fit right in......

 

[Rammyblues]

Get yourself a Norwich City scarf.

 

[bluevengence]

Phone with bluemoon ringtone..?

 

[LoveCity]

Bring a batch of these, will make you most popular among the jolly good United fans from Kent.

 

[sir malcom]

This is my fate next Saturday. I'll be a blue in the rags den. Any survival tips welcome.

couple of my mates were in that side bit a few years ago,they said it was far from intimidating,it was like disney at a football game.Funny thing was the camera panning in on them,after wed scored there smiles in a sea of daytrippers.

 

[Salford_Blue]

Done it myself a fair few times as well.

Mid eighties when we were two down, then Clive Wilson and an Arthur Albiston OG levelled it for us. Really, really difficult!!!

Stand when they stand and make sure you PRETEND to clap if they happen to score. Just the bare minimum to ensure you aint an impostor.

Saying that, your Manc accent will out you straight away, so talk like a cockerney when speaking to those around you