Ways of winding United fans up

[MaineStandMoaner]

I always like to tell the most rabid of them that for every 5 dollars they spend filling up at the pump approximately $1 goes to City :-)))

I told one today that the recent spike in gasoline prices was probably signalling a move by City for Messi in the summer.

They don`t like it to be honest :-))


Whats everyones favourite way to upset our noisy neighbours darn sarf

 

[FORZA CITY]

Rag.

 

[jonmcfc]

your just a mid table team now.Which i read on here so i now i use, pisses them off no end.

 

[beano46]

A Rag at work see's his Arse when I sing the Jelly and Ice cream song to the point where he threatened to put a grievance in against me, the sting in the tale is A. he's never been to the swamp is his life and B. Our manager is a Liverpool Fan.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Q. What's the best way to wind a rag up?

A. Ignore the fuckers. They crave the attention. Don't give it them.

 

[laserblue]

say nothing. just sit there with a smug smile on your face.

 

[Bill]

Make them a coffee and ask can they smell it.

 

[blueantc]

say nothing. just sit there with a smug smile on your face.

definitely this

 

[welsh_andy]

say nothing. just sit there with a smug smile on your face.

and this

 

[Mike N]

I've reminded them that if it had not been for them playing the lottery, we wouldnt have got the new stadium. This made us the ideal investment for the Arabs. Unfortunately for the rags their lottery dreams didnt make them rich, it made us rich!

So thanks!