Wedding speech

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  1. worsleyweb

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    I am having another go at getting wed in 3 days and am about to draft my speech tonight.

    Anyone got any tips on what to say? I assume I thank everyone and then just go on about how much I love the mrs?

    How long or short can I make it?

    I don't want to try and be funny as I can't be - bloody dreading it to be honest. All tips welcome!!
     
  2. aguero93:20

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    Just get absolutely drunk and make it up as you go along, you'll be fine.
     
  3. gordondaviesmoustache

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    I'm not the right person to give advice about public speaking, but people always like a bit of politics in a wedding speech.
     
  4. worsleyweb

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    It is quite funny you raise this - I have got her side who are all council working Corby supporters and my side who make boris Johnson look like perfect fumble. Thanks for your advise. Will make things interesting.
     
  5. gordondaviesmoustache

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    Remember to get the words "strong and stable" in at every opportunity, but to give it a bit of balance make sure to remind everyone that the Prime Minister is a spineless ****.
     
  6. BlueMojito

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    Pour yourself a few beers and have a read to give you a few ideas. Just remember to say not only do you love her but that she is beautiful and 'completes you', courtesy of Jerry Maguire film...

    Groom speech jokes & examples at weddingspeechbuilder.com http://www.weddingspeechbuilder.com/groom/speeches/classic.cfm
     
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    I hope the marriage lasts longer than a Liverpool title challenge.


    (yes i did say that in a best man speech)
     
  8. Prestwich_Blue

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    We'll write it for you. What could possibly go wrong?
     
  9. worsleyweb

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    Thanks Colin much appreciated.
     
  10. Prestwich_Blue

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    No problem. We can start by comparing this one to her predecessors. They always like to know how they measure up to the competition.
     

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