When I got married for the 3rd time a few years back I decided to be honest in my speech and listed all the things she did that made me love her. Things like -
When she puts clothes on the airer it looks like she stood 10 feet away and threw them at it,
When she cleans the mirrors it looks like she used a block of lard,
How she never says sorry or admits she's wrong,
How she's so guilible she believed me when I said the desert scenes in Star Wars were filmed on the beach just outside Barrow....
I didn't get a shag that night but the guests laughed a lot :-)
When she puts clothes on the airer it looks like she stood 10 feet away and threw them at it,
When she cleans the mirrors it looks like she used a block of lard,
How she never says sorry or admits she's wrong,
How she's so guilible she believed me when I said the desert scenes in Star Wars were filmed on the beach just outside Barrow....
I didn't get a shag that night but the guests laughed a lot :-)