Wedding speech

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  1. andyhinch

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    Was a great hotpot at the end, some great milf's were you the one slumped in a corner ?
     
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  2. worsleyweb

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    It was honestly a great day - no troubles with ex wives. My speech was totally off the cuff - 13 minutes and went down well. Got a bit emotional at one point and welled up! Andy Hinch came along and made two city mates. Great day all round.

    Feels nice to be married.
     
  3. BlueHammer85

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    ok. f*ck. it's my turn to step up to the gallows. i can't do speeches, i stutter, i blush.

    help me out.

    could anyone send me there transcripts or speeches if they have done this, honestly dont know where to start.

    cheers
     
  4. Just stand up and tell them all they're CANTS and you've never really liked any of them.

    Tell them you also love Man City and spend half your life talking to City fans.

    Then tell them all about your album of the day.
     
  5. BlueHammer85

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    haha
     
  6. scousemanc

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    Try some combination of; the bride's a whore, you're a philanderer, and the best man just got caught in the lavatory with the maid of honour. Never fails.
     

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