Weird and wonderful work colleagues

[kp789]

We have all worked with some strange ones, some horrible ones, some nice ones and some down right nutty ones. Lets have a little chat.


I did my work experience at an events management company and there was a bloke who brought his laptop in and played these online games 'while working'. Now, from the naked eye I thought this was nuts, I couldn't believe he was doing this, the boss would see it and not be bothered. I was later told that this guy was the most productive employee at the company and could actually multi task, playing these online games while doing his work, he was a seriously gifted bloke!

 

[SWP's back]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[kp789]

Thanks for sharing.

Unemployed?

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I used to work with a bloke that would hold his shit in until the very last minute then bolt to the toilet. He would be doing that need a shit peacock walk half the day, 4 hours of dying for a shit and not going. Odd man

 

[kp789]

I used to work with a bloke that would hold his shit in until the very last minute then bolt to the toilet. He would be doing that need a shit peacock walk half the day, 4 hours of dying for a shit and not going. Odd man

Did he discuss this? What always gets me is there is always the phantom stinky poo'er, someone who does the smelliest of shits, but you can never figure out who it is.

 

[CTID1988]

Theres a guy at my place who just wont take his hour lunch break, he wont claim overtime for it either and he doesnt claim for any other extra hours. He has been there for 3 years, never got a payrise, never been promoted, but he still does it... im not sure why

 

[Anonymous]

I worked at Dunlops in the 70's , on piecework making 'car mats' , and most days i'd find myself doing most of the work whilst my workmate , a rum lookin' black chap by the name of Eli , vanished ....

i soon found out why , when i heard a bit of oohing and grunting going on one day in the yard , as i slipped outside for a breather .... inside a huge overturned vat , he was busy shaggin' the arse off the bit of crumpet from the 'calendars' department next door !

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I worked at Dunlops in the 70's , on piecework making 'car mats' , and every day i'd find myself doing most of the work whilst my workmate vanished ....

i soon found out why , when i heard a bit of oohing and grunting going on one day as i slipped outside for a breather .... inside a huge overturned vat , he was busy shaggin' the arse off the bit of crumpet from the 'calendars' department next door !

You twos up?

 

[SWP's back]

Thanks for sharing.

Unemployed?

Yes, very. Used to be a bin man but it was too corporate so left and currently just watch Jeremy Kyle of repeat.

 

[kp789]

I worked at Dunlops in the 70's , on piecework making 'car mats' , and most days i'd find myself doing most of the work whilst my workmate , a rum lookin' black chap by the name of Eli , vanished ....

i soon found out why , when i heard a bit of oohing and grunting going on one day as i slipped outside for a breather .... inside a huge overturned vat , he was busy shaggin' the arse off the bit of crumpet from the 'calendars' department next door !

Sharing is caring, got to be honest. 'The Dunlop Calendar' doesnt have the same ring to it as Pirelli does.<br /><br />-- Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:50 pm --<br /><br />

Thanks for sharing.

Unemployed?

Yes, very. Used to be a bin man but it was too corporate so left and currently just watch Jeremy Kyle of repeat.

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