Weirdest place to have slept/fell asleep

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fbloke

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Was on MSN chatting with a mate who is back from a 6 week tour Asia.

He apparently was riding on the back of an elephant when jet lag (lager?) got the best of him and he fell asleep.

Now thats an unusual place for a kip.

But it got me thinking if I could beat it.

I Paid £20 for 4 hours in a doss house in Earls Court many years ago.

On the bog in Jilly's (I think it was, Oxford Rd?) and nobody knew I was there! Scary place to wake up at about 6am!

In an old Abbey in Ireland, alone!

On a pool table in a Thomastown pub, Ireland again!

Anyone got any better? Weirder etc?
 
remember that film where the guy is drinking the pint of beer?

the words 'you have been poisoned' slowly appear printed on the bottom of the glass as he is finishing it

a similar thing in my 20's when i used to roll out of bed and find the nearest tap, drink, and realise i was in a strange woman's house

does this count?
 
I remember once I went to 42'nd Street in town, and had only one pint before going in there.

Went to the bar, got some drinks in, was stood around with my mates and fell asleep stood up, in the middle of 42's on a Saturday night at about 10pm, practically sober!
 
aphex said:
remember that film where the guy is drinking the pint of beer?

the words 'you have been poisoned' slowly appear printed on the bottom of the glass as he is finishing it

a similar thing in my 20's when i used to roll out of bed and find the nearest tap, drink, and realise i was in a strange woman's house

does this count?
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We could all have such vague recollections ;-)
 
fbloke said:
aphex said:
remember that film where the guy is drinking the pint of beer?

the words 'you have been poisoned' slowly appear printed on the bottom of the glass as he is finishing it

a similar thing in my 20's when i used to roll out of bed and find the nearest tap, drink, and realise i was in a strange woman's house

does this count?
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I Wish we could all have such vague recollections ;-)
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Yates's in Manchester on a barstool.

Woke up and there were about 6 fit birds dancing around me all taking fotos with their mobiles...

Did exactly the same at Yates's in Cheltenham with same result.... spooky.

Not sure if it's Yates's, the time of night or possibly (though highly unlikely) the 10+ pints of Stella.

Must do more research.
 
scorer said:
Yates's in Manchester on a barstool.

Woke up and there were about 6 fit birds dancing around me all taking fotos with their mobiles...

Did exactly the same at Yates's in Cheltenham with same result.... spooky.

Not sure if it's Yates's, the time of night or possibly (though highly unlikely) the 10+ pints of Stella.

Must do more research.
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You have your orders soldier!
 
went to sleep in the car park opposite my house in january. thought i had lost my keys but woke up at about 7 am shivering with my keys in my pocket. very drunk night.
 
I fell asleep on the Prestwich bus once and landed up in Bury!
 
another one

a guy i used to work with fell asleep in a field, and woke with slugs IN HIS MOUTH attracted to the saliva maybe

don't know how true it is, but it's very funny.
 
black mamba said:
I fell asleep on the Prestwich bus once and landed up in Bury!
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In truth I was expecting more from the good folk of off topic.

***sighs***
 
Been to an Ireland v England rugby union match when City against Spurs was called off.
Bored shitless,met up with a bloke I worked with,who happened to play for London Irish.
He blagged me into their hospitality tent,next thing I'm aware of is the Tube sidings in Ealing and some rasta with a mop and bucket waking me up,at three in the morning.
The maddest thing is I walked down the tracks with a live third rail still pissed,to catch the night bus.
 
in college i fell asleep for an hour, woke up and the entire class had gone, it was dark outside, and the lecturer was just sat there at the front of the class waiting for me to wake up. got up, walked out the room, and the whole college had emptied.

ive nodded off on a bus coming home from work aswell, woke up and nearly ended up in the same place i got on.
 
TTTCITYBHOY said:
fall asleep reguarly while on the pc (probably reading your pish)and wake up with



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stamped on my fukn forehead
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I seem to be a target for people nowadays.

I cannot be arsed anymore, you lot can go fuck yourselves 'cos thats me done with this cunting forum!

Fuck the lot of you.
 
On my girlfriend on a train. It wasn't the simple case of sitting side by side and me falling asleep on her shoulder, oh no. She sat with her legs across me and I fell asleep onto her by falling over on to her bosoms (wise move).

My girlfriend fell asleep hugging a printer.
 
in a night club in belfast. went into the toilets, into a cubical, needed to sober up a bit and gather my thoughts so put the full seat down and sat there for a while, woke up an hour later with one of the bar staff banging on the door, the place closed and my mates had fucked off home.
 
I never considered myself that interesting until i read the posts on here!

Two more of mine that are gonna blow your minds.

I slept in a caravan and once, wait for it a hammock!

Jeeeees I am crazy ;-)
 
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