Weirdest thing your parents have spoken to you about?

[Mills-Mcfc]

The other day my mum was speaking to me about her giving birth to me. I dont know why it was just weird listening to it.

Just wondering if anyone else has had an awful experience of there parents speaking to them about weird things?

 

[Blue_Jonny]

biscuits... and cupcakes... and toothpaste.... you know all sort of things.

 

[BimboBob]

Explaining the fact that they were swingers after i had found some photos.

 

[mcmanus]

Explaining the fact that they were swingers after i had found some photos.

If thats true Bimbo that beats any embarrassing conversation I could think of. Nevermind finding sordid pics of your ma and pa.

We have a winner!!!! hahaha

 

[BimboBob]

I found a pic of my dad nuts deep in my mum,but it was in our front room and there were other people there...hence the conversation.

 

[scall11]

That the priest, who was a friend of the family, had just been sent down for "interferring with boys". It was quite some time ago and recently we googled his name and unfortunately found out what had happened through newspaper archives. Sick b@stard.

For the record, he didn't to me, and my brother's gutted that he was an altar boy for him and never fiddled with him!

 

[mcmanus]

I found a pic of my dad nuts deep in my mum,but it was in our front room and there were other people there...hence the conversation.

Fucking hillarious story mate. I really did laugh out loud.

If you don't mind me asking how old were you Bimbo?

 

[BimboBob]

I found a pic of my dad nuts deep in my mum,but it was in our front room and there were other people there...hence the conversation.

Fucking hillarious story mate. I really did laugh out loud.

If you don't mind me asking how old were you Bimbo?

I think around 15.A couple of years later one of their 'friends',a lady of about 40 in stockings,short skirt etc found her way into my bedroom and offered to 'suck me off until i came over her tits'.Hard to resist.

 

[Anonymous]

I found a pic of my dad nuts deep in my mum,but it was in our front room and there were other people there...hence the conversation.

Fucking hillarious story mate. I really did laugh out loud.

If you don't mind me asking how old were you Bimbo?

he's 52

 

[BimboBob]

Fucking hillarious story mate. I really did laugh out loud.

If you don't mind me asking how old were you Bimbo?

he's 52

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