Weirdly satisfying things ...

[allblackcitizen]

Picking up fresh warm dog poo on a cold day.

(Your own dog's, and with a poo bag, I should add)

 

[Nightmare Walking]

A solid poo after a Crohns flare.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Bubble wrap.

 

[Fame Monster]

Rubbing the head of a bald gentleman.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Having a poo that doesn’t require more than two wipes (never just do one in case you missed it the first time!)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Picking your nose

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Having your back scratched

sneezing

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

A piss after you've had to hold it in for ages.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

The rag's defence

 

[bluemooners09]

Wanking with the wrong hand.