m7mcfc
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Wiping dog shite on the drivers side door handle of someone who has parked so close to me I have been unable to get into my car and had to climb into the drivers side via the passenger door.
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Weirdly satisfying things ...
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jimharri
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So; it was you, eh? Took me a couple of days to get the smell off my hands. Twat!Wiping dog shite on the drivers side door handle of someone who has parked so close to me I have been unable to get into my car and had to climb into the drivers side via the passenger door.
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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Always preferred the lamb myself, and from the little shop up nr Whitworth Park rather than the huge 'kebabdonalds' one further down Oxford Rd.An Abduls chicken donner mix with chilli sauce, yoghurt sauce, mango chutney and a portion of their onion bhajis broken over the top, finished with red onions and a side of madras curry sauce.
You know the hygiene rating is terrible, you know your guts will suffer for days, but it would be my death row meal.
Long time since I had one of them after pretty much going vegan this year, but what a satisfying way to go.
ray21
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Make sure you take the bell of the collar first.a friend tells me that fastening a cats collar tight on your wrist has the same effect
jimharri
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And make sure you've taken the collar off the cat an' all.Make sure you take the bell of the collar first.
maccieblue
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Stick a drawing pin in the dog shit as well, so that the first thing the owner does after cutting himself is stick his finger in his mouthWiping dog shite on the drivers side door handle of someone who has parked so close to me I have been unable to get into my car and had to climb into the drivers side via the passenger door.
OB1
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An Abduls chicken donner mix with chilli sauce, yoghurt sauce, mango chutney and a portion of their onion bhajis broken over the top, finished with red onions and a side of madras curry sauce.
You know the hygiene rating is terrible, you know your guts will suffer for days, but it would be my death row meal.
Long time since I had one of them after pretty much going vegan this year, but what a satisfying way to go.
Interesting. Not tried that but Abuls' kebabs are great.
Nebuchadnezzar
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When you haven't been able to take a dump for whatever reason (lack of facilities, lack of opportunity), and have had to hold it in, to the point where it's painful. Then you finally get the chance to empty your bowels. That feeling!
It can make you go cross-eyed with joy...
bluebaja
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Being the first to put a knife into a new jar of Marmite (Nutells looks equally satisfying, but I don't like Nutella).