Would Simeone take a job when he knew the club would replace him the moment their man was available?
It's simple, why has Pellegrini not been sacked?
You've listed countless examples of his failings. It's hard to argue that he been anything other than average.
He's ignored youth, played his mates.
By all accounts he's been a 'total failure'.
So why no sacking?
We all know why there's been no sacking. He was sacked before he started, he's always been, he always known and the club has always known, he's nothing more than a stop gap.
If I'm wrong and Pellegrini is being judged as anyother manager would be, judged on his signings, his tactics, his ability to work with youth then Txiki is the fucking clown.
If I'm right, then it's the reason he's still in a job.
Finally we're getting somewhere.
For what it's worth, my own personal view of what has happened is this:
Sorriano wanted to replace Mancini with Guardiola in summer 2012.
Around Easter time when The Shite went 8 points in front, high level talks were held with Guardiola. He informally agreed to join in summer 2012.
Then Aguerooooooooo happened, and it was impossible for them to sack Mancini.
Guardiola said he was going on sabbatical to New York for a year, but that he would still be interested in joining for the 2013/14 season.
In summer 2012 Mancini wanted to strengthen the squad, rebuild. He wanted a new striker (Van Persie) a new central midfielder (Daniel De Rossi) and a new winger (Pjanic).
In summer 2012 the club cut back on spending, and Brian Marwood instead bought no striker, Javi Garcia and Scott Sinclair.
The 2012/13 season was an unmitigated disaster, which by pure coincidence I'm sure, made it easier to replace Mancini at the end of the season.
Talks were held with Guardiola late in 2012 about him coming the following season.
Pep had numerous offers, all very attractive. He agonised over it, then decided he was going to Bayern.
Guardiola informally gave his word to his old friends at the club that City would be his next job.
Going in to 2013, Mancini was increasingly abrasive as he felt he had been hung out to dry. The very same striker he had wanted to buy was busy winning the league for the mob over the road, and Javi Garcia and Scott Sinclair were proving to be diabolical.
Heading in to Spring 2013 the club realised they had fucked up. They had tried to hang Mancini out to dry in order to land Guardiola. It had backfired. Guardiola was off to Munich and Mancini was falling out with everyone at the club from the tea lady to the Director of Football.
The club knew they needed to replace Mancini in the summer because the relationship between him and the Txiki boys had become toxic. So they began looking for a new manager.
Despite all of this, Mancini dragged us to the FA Cup final. By pure coincidence, on the morning of the game the entire British national press caught wind that we were replacing Mancini with Pellegrini.
Pure coincidence that the club wanted to avoid what had happened in 2012, we lost the FA Cup final.
Pellegrini was appointed in summer 2013 on a 3 year contract.
He was no doubt informed that Guardiola had given his word that City would be his next club, but he was assured that he would serve the full 3 years, possibly 4 if things worked out that way.
We went big in the transfer market bought a new striker (Negredo) a new centre mid (Fernandinho) and a new winger (Navas) by pure coincidence, the three positions Mancini had wanted to strengthen the season before.
Pellegrini won the league in 2013/14, everybody happy, plan on track.
He was an absolute disaster in 2014/15.
In summer 2015 the club held serious discussions about replacing Pellegrini. Txiki spoke with his friend Guardiola, he said he was still committed to coming to City, but hadn't decided whether to stay in Munich one or two seasons more.
The club weighed up the possibility of sacking Pellegrini and bringing another coach in.
They decided instead, give Pellegrini a one year extension (with a break clause) and go balls deep in the transfer market. That way, surely even Pellegrini couldn't fuck it up too badly, we should win the league easily.
By late 2015 it turned out we weren't winning the league easily, in fact we were going backwards.
After the Juventus game, Txiki flew out to Munich to get a final answer from Guardiola.
He said he needed a definitive answer, "Either you come in summer 2016 or we have to make a different appointment, we can't carry on much longer with Pellegrini"
The answer was he would come in 2016, so it made sense to keep Pellegrini in the job until the end of the season, no point getting someone else in for 6 months.
May 2016 City won the Champions League in Milan and a statue of Manuel Pellegrini is erected in St Anne's Square.