Wet weekend at work

[metalblue]

I’m what you might say am a lady in my early 50s and I like to think I look after myself.

Anyway there is this very nerdy kid, I say kid but he must be in his 30s, who has been following me around like a lost puppy at work. I’m not going to lie to you - I’ve found it flattering. Anyway we’ve been out for a few dates for lunch and we’re supposed to meet for dinner tonight however I’ve found some of his behaviours during our dates a bit off putting. He knocks on the underside of the table when we are together, it’s rhythmic, starts slowly but gets quicker and quicker and the stops. And today he is bombarding me with texts about meeting tonight.

Its just a bit weird. Should I get a restraining order on him or wear a low cut top and let him knock on the table tonight?

 

[Two Gun Bob]

If the knocks are seperated it could be morse

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Don’t bring him into it.

 

[xgorton]

He probably likes mayonnaise on the fish.

 

[Blue Mist]

Before you meet him make sure he has a note from his mum saying he can stay out late.

 

[Magicpole]

I’m what you might say am a lady in my early 50s and I like to think I look after myself.

Anyway there is this very nerdy kid, I say kid but he must be in his 30s, who has been following me around like a lost puppy at work. I’m not going to lie to you - I’ve found it flattering. Anyway we’ve been out for a few dates for lunch and we’re supposed to meet for dinner tonight however I’ve found some of his behaviours during our dates a bit off putting. He knocks on the underside of the table when we are together, it’s rhythmic, starts slowly but gets quicker and quicker and the stops. And today he is bombarding me with texts about meeting tonight.

Its just a bit weird. Should I get a restraining order on him or wear a low cut top and let him knock on the table tonight?

He's been on here asking for advice too. He says your a conspiracy nut and love Trump. All I can say is please just shag him and let us concentrate on the important things in lockdown. Do I have enough booze in? Is my hairdo the worst in recorded history? When will I see my family and be able to hug them and steal their wallets? I've watched Oliver that many times this would be easy. Will my team stop making me rely on valium and other stuff? Your dilemma is small potatoes. And that's another thing, small potatoes don't make great chips. Did it say thst on the sack? Did it fuck. Where's the trust?

 

[metalblue]

He's been on here asking for advice too. He says your a conspiracy nut and love Trump. All I can say is please just shag him and let us concentrate on the important things in lockdown. Do I have enough booze in? Is my hairdo the worst in recorded history? When will I see my family and be able to hug them and steal their wallets? I've watched Oliver that many times this would be easy. Will my team stop making me rely on valium and other stuff? Your dilemma is small potatoes. And that's another thing, small potatoes don't make great chips. Did it say thst on the sack? Did it fuck. Where's the trust?

I really like the small crisps. They are soooo crunchy and really suck up all the flavour

 

[Magicpole]

I really like the small crisps. They are soooo crunchy and really suck up all the flavour

Then it's true. You are mental. :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Has he told you about his imaginary girlfriend yet

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I’m what you might say am a lady in my early 50s and I like to think I look after myself.

Anyway there is this very nerdy kid, I say kid but he must be in his 30s, who has been following me around like a lost puppy at work. I’m not going to lie to you - I’ve found it flattering. Anyway we’ve been out for a few dates for lunch and we’re supposed to meet for dinner tonight however I’ve found some of his behaviours during our dates a bit off putting. He knocks on the underside of the table when we are together, it’s rhythmic, starts slowly but gets quicker and quicker and the stops. And today he is bombarding me with texts about meeting tonight.

Its just a bit weird. Should I get a restraining order on him or wear a low cut top and let him knock on the table tonight?

What German pornstar do you most resemble?