What a Barsteward of a day.

[Magicpole]

It’s your own fault for doing the dishes. If you’d let them build up until they were all dirty the missus would have done them. Then it wouldn’t matter if you had a dishwasher or not.

You haven’t met my missus.

 

[west didsblue]

You haven’t met my missus.

The other option would have been to do a really shit job then she wouldn’t let you do them again.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

What a week to give it up!!

Gorilla glue will take the edge off.

 

[Magicpole]

Gorilla glue will take the edge off.

I stopped using gorilla glue after that Attenborough programme.

I still wear a gorilla suit when watching Planet of the Apes, in an act of solidarity though. So I’m not a complete ****.

 

[Magicpole]

The other option would have been to do a really shit job then she wouldn’t let you do them again.

She knows my every fucking move and scam attempts. It’s troubling.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I stopped using gorilla glue after that Attenborough programme.

I still wear a gorilla suit when watching Planet of the Apes, in an act of solidarity though. So I’m not a complete ****.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

I stopped using gorilla glue after that Attenborough programme.

I still wear a gorilla suit when watching Planet of the Apes, in an act of solidarity though. So I’m not a complete ****.

So it's monkey jiz really. Good stuff, fixed a puncture with it last wk.

 

[Magicpole]

Not as handsome as him, if I’m honest. I’m more like the gorilla in Trading Places, but, my hearts in the right place.

 

[journolud]

Isn't it more eco friendly to use a dishwasher than do pots by hand?

 

[Magicpole]

Isn't it more eco friendly to use a dishwasher than do pots by hand?

Don’t make it worse.