What a difference a week makes....am I delusional!

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Less than a week ago I was wondering how it had all gone so wrong. Not even a week later, I'm convinced we're going to conquer the World!!!

My Doctor says I'm irrational and delusional and suffering from something called TC Syndrome. He says this is increasingly common in many parts of the world and there is no known cure and although a lot of money is being invested in research, that I may have to just learn to live it. But he wears a raggy red shirt under his white coat.

Has anyone else noticed these symptoms? Help me please!
 
Treacher Collins syndrome is a condition that affects the development of bones and other tissues of the face. The signs and symptoms of this disorder vary greatly, ranging from almost unnoticeable to severe. Most affected individuals have underdeveloped facial bones, particularly the cheek bones, and a very small jaw and chin (micrognathia).

You poor soul
 
Phuket Blue said:
Less than a week ago I was wondering how it had all gone so wrong. Not even a week later, I'm convinced we're going to conquer the World!!!

My Doctor says I'm irrational and delusional and suffering from something called TC Syndrome. He says this is increasingly common in many parts of the world and there is no known cure and although a lot of money is being invested in research, that I may have to just learn to live it. But he wears a raggy red shirt under his white coat.

Has anyone else noticed these symptoms? Help me please!
Actually, it's called the Liverpool syndrome.

Easily identifiable by an irrational urge to wear red and have a perm.

Treatment is to avoid the Transfer Forum and any thread which starts with 'Who shall we buy....'

Failure to observe treatment leads to inevitable paranoia about every team 'stealing our targets' (including Stoke) and wandering around mumbling a mantra consiting of 'Cavani, Isco, Fernandinho, Navas, Bale.... all together now 'Cavani, Isco, Fernandinho, Navas, Bale"
 
'We're gonna conquer the world' ...

those very words just make one determined to rise up from the ashes , and push ones chest out with sheer pride .....

real men defiantly standing tall in the face of adversity , and radiating so much positivity ...

i love it , just love it !

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Drat ! i've just laddered me tights ...
 
black mamba said:
'We're gonna conquer the world' ...

those very words just make one determined to rise up from the ashes , and push ones chest out with sheer pride .....

real men defiantly standing tall in the face of adversity , and radiating so much positivity ...

i love it , just love it !

302yo2w.jpg









Drat ! i've just laddered me tights ...

Fuck me,you`ve let yourself go.
 
Tony Coton syndrome?

Urge to grow a perm and porno tash?
 
oakiecokie said:
black mamba said:
'We're gonna conquer the world' ...

those very words just make one determined to rise up from the ashes , and push ones chest out with sheer pride .....

real men defiantly standing tall in the face of adversity , and radiating so much positivity .

i love it , just love it !

302yo2w.jpg









Drat ! i've just laddered me tights ...

Fuck me,you`ve let yourself go.

hehe ......

i was fine until the day i visited Debenhams , and they didn't have the suit in i was after ... that's when that lady suggested i try that dress on .... now it's too late , i'm caught up in a world i can't escape from.
 
black mamba said:
'We're gonna conquer the world' ...

those very words just make one determined to rise up from the ashes , and push ones chest out with sheer pride .....

real men defiantly standing tall in the face of adversity , and radiating so much positivity ...

i love it , just love it !

302yo2w.jpg



You Sir have serious problems on top of TC Syndrome. Love it.








Drat ! i've just laddered me tights ...
 
black mamba said:
oakiecokie said:
black mamba said:
'We're gonna conquer the world' ...

those very words just make one determined to rise up from the ashes , and push ones chest out with sheer pride .....

real men defiantly standing tall in the face of adversity , and radiating so much positivity .

i love it , just love it !

302yo2w.jpg









Drat ! i've just laddered me tights ...

Fuck me,you`ve let yourself go.

hehe ......

i was fine until the day i visited Debenhams , and they didn't have the suit in i was after ... that's when that lady suggested i try that dress on .... now it's too late , i'm caught up in a world i can't escape from.

In that case you need to change your location to "Canal Street" ;)
 

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