What a load of B*****ks

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  1. L'Oreal for men, made with French vine extract.


    So that'll be grape juice then.??
     
  2. BimboBob

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    The vine is the plant. The grape is the seed.

    It's basically a "what else can we do with the leftovers from the harvest that beardy twats will fork out for."
     
  3. Norman Stanley Fletcher

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    I seed what you done, there ...
     

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  4. But but but they showed some grapes.
     
  5. Stop being so sour and stop wineing.
     
  6. Blue Mist

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    One bottle is £5 or you can get a bunch of them for £20
     
  7. Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

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    I could be a beardy twat or a FOC from CBL3 but I won't be forking out for shit like that!
     
  8. Sid C

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    A grape is plant spunk?
     
  9. Stoned Rose

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    'I am the vine and you are the branches' as the Roses once said.
     
  10. SuperstarNeilC

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    “French Vine Extract” sounds so cultured and sophisticated (at a quick glance, with no time to think and deliberate). I’ll order 10 bushels of the DeLux version.
     

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