What are you drinking right now?

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TCIB said:
It is to short to combover you swine xD

If you're having a cocktail binge, this one will suit you down to the ground.

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Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
TCIB said:
It is to short to combover you swine xD

Seriously, i dont know any of their names, but are you hanging about with the dirty scouser, that one that looks like a horse and the other 2, talking about sex, in the city, you big girls blouse.


Carrie (horse faced one) Samantha (dirty scouser), Miranda (ginger) and Charlotte (looks like she's never had sex). :-)

P.S. am completely jealous of TCIB. I want to have a cocktail fuelled week in 5 star hotels and the nicest restaurants around town. *stamps foot and pouts ;-)
 
bluegirl74 said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
TCIB said:
It is to short to combover you swine xD

Seriously, i dont know any of their names, but are you hanging about with the dirty scouser, that one that looks like a horse and the other 2, talking about sex, in the city, you big girls blouse.


Carrie (horse faced one) Samantha (dirty scouser), Miranda (ginger) and Charlotte (looks like she's never had sex). :-)

Thats them, Guy is living his life like he's in one of their episodes, drinking cocktails all night, staying in swanky hotels and pontificating about life and being in love at the drop of a hat. I think comparing him to a big girls blouse earlier was unfair to girls blouses.

Stony has a point though, he is a balding daywalker.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
bluegirl74 said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Seriously, i dont know any of their names, but are you hanging about with the dirty scouser, that one that looks like a horse and the other 2, talking about sex, in the city, you big girls blouse.


Carrie (horse faced one) Samantha (dirty scouser), Miranda (ginger) and Charlotte (looks like she's never had sex). :-)

Thats them, Guy is living his life like he's in one of their episodes, drinking cocktails all night, staying in swanky hotels and pontificating about life and being in love at the drop of a hat. I think comparing him to a big girls blouse earlier was unfair to girls blouses.

Stony has a point though, he is a balding daywalker.

I never said no such thing, I have no idea where you came up with such a ridiculous notion. I only said if he liked cocktails he should try a ginger syrup.
 
stony said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
bluegirl74 said:
Carrie (horse faced one) Samantha (dirty scouser), Miranda (ginger) and Charlotte (looks like she's never had sex). :-)

Thats them, Guy is living his life like he's in one of their episodes, drinking cocktails all night, staying in swanky hotels and pontificating about life and being in love at the drop of a hat. I think comparing him to a big girls blouse earlier was unfair to girls blouses.

Stony has a point though, he is a balding daywalker.

I never said no such thing, I have no idea where you came up with such a ridiculous notion. I only said if he liked cocktails he should try a ginger syrup.

aww, leave him alone now. TCIB seems lovely and its heartwarming to see someone on here happy for a change. :-)

sorry, back on topic, sancerre. It is Thursday and nearly the weekend.
 
bluegirl74 said:
stony said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Thats them, Guy is living his life like he's in one of their episodes, drinking cocktails all night, staying in swanky hotels and pontificating about life and being in love at the drop of a hat. I think comparing him to a big girls blouse earlier was unfair to girls blouses.

Stony has a point though, he is a balding daywalker.

I never said no such thing, I have no idea where you came up with such a ridiculous notion. I only said if he liked cocktails he should try a ginger syrup.

aww, leave him alone now. TCIB seems lovely and its heartwarming to see someone on here happy for a change. :-)

Guy is a genuinely nice bloke. We slept in the same bed once like Morecambe and Wise and he didn't try to bum me once.
 
stony said:
bluegirl74 said:
stony said:
I never said no such thing, I have no idea where you came up with such a ridiculous notion. I only said if he liked cocktails he should try a ginger syrup.

aww, leave him alone now. TCIB seems lovely and its heartwarming to see someone on here happy for a change. :-)

Guy is a genuinely nice bloke. We slept in the same bed once like Morecambe and Wise and he didn't try to bum me once.

Blimey. High praise for TCIB. Ive only ever shared a bed with one bluemoon poster and he did try to bum me!
 
bluegirl74 said:
stony said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Thats them, Guy is living his life like he's in one of their episodes, drinking cocktails all night, staying in swanky hotels and pontificating about life and being in love at the drop of a hat. I think comparing him to a big girls blouse earlier was unfair to girls blouses.

Stony has a point though, he is a balding daywalker.

I never said no such thing, I have no idea where you came up with such a ridiculous notion. I only said if he liked cocktails he should try a ginger syrup.

aww, leave him alone now. TCIB seems lovely and its heartwarming to see someone on here happy for a change. :-)

Seems lovely, but really he's a ****.

I'm only jealous, its coming out in the form of anger, he went for coffee on Saturday lunchtime and has been living the high life since, the spawny bastard, I cant get the girl i'm trying to woo to the coffee bit, let alone the 5* hotels, sex, drugs and rock n roll.
 
bluegirl74 said:
stony said:
bluegirl74 said:
aww, leave him alone now. TCIB seems lovely and its heartwarming to see someone on here happy for a change. :-)

Guy is a genuinely nice bloke. We slept in the same bed once like Morecambe and Wise and he didn't try to bum me once.

Blimey. High praise for TCIB. Ive only ever shared a bed with one bluemoon poster and he did try to bum me!

Does Andy know?
 
bluegirl74 said:
stony said:
bluegirl74 said:
aww, leave him alone now. TCIB seems lovely and its heartwarming to see someone on here happy for a change. :-)

Guy is a genuinely nice bloke. We slept in the same bed once like Morecambe and Wise and he didn't try to bum me once.

Blimey. High praise for TCIB. Ive only ever shared a bed with one bluemoon poster and he did bum me!
Really?
 
bluegirl74 said:
stony said:
bluegirl74 said:
aww, leave him alone now. TCIB seems lovely and its heartwarming to see someone on here happy for a change. :-)

Guy is a genuinely nice bloke. We slept in the same bed once like Morecambe and Wise and he didn't try to bum me once.

Blimey. High praise for TCIB. Ive only ever shared a bed with one bluemoon poster and he did try to bum me!

These 2 posts say everything about Guy and Andy, you need to know.
 
I hope i outlive the lot of you rotters and i shall drink all the rum and not a splash on any of your graves.
The lovely people that defended m... wait i'm no fucking day... i hope you all suffer a terrible hangover in the near future.
Bluegirl74 i hope leads a happy and fulfilled life stuffed with happiness.
Stony is just a proper oldskool fucker who is beyond value for a night out, he doesn't even notice when you bum him whilst he sleeps.
That or he is to kind to say anything.
Mr Knee is gonna do alright, he just needs to not let his saggy bumhole be a barrier of confidence for himself.

Gin sours

Hendricks gin, lemon juice, sugar and bitters served on the rocks.

The lady has a pink butterfly (awaits good bluemoon style humour to make this sound depraved)
 
TCIB said:
I hope i outlive the lot of you rotters and i shall drink all the rum and not a splash on any of your graves.
The lovely people that defended m... wait i'm no fucking day... i hope you all suffer a terrible hangover in the near future.
Bluegirl74 i hope leads a happy and fulfilled life stuffed with happiness.
Stony is just a proper oldskool fucker who is beyond value for a night out, he doesn't even notice when you bum him whilst he sleeps.
That or he is to kind to say anything.
Mr Knee is gonna do alright, he just needs to not let his saggy bumhole be a barrier of confidence for himself.

Gin sours

Hendricks gin, lemon juice, sugar and bitters served on the rocks.

The lady has a pink butterfly (awaits good bluemoon style humour to make this sound depraved)

Woe is me and my saggy bumhole.

Fucking daywalker

Oh and Bluegirl is getting bummed by Andy, nothing fulfilling about that, she'll end up with a saggy bumhole too, welcome to my world bluegirl :-(
 
pmsl, the lady just said "what happened to him, why does he have a saggy bumhole i'll not say what i said to her but you can well imagine.

Oh mu fucking god, this sours with hendricks is beyond good.
Make sure you get hendricks as it is cucumber based and you need it for this drink to work.
 
TCIB said:
pmsl, the lady just said "what happened to him, why does he have a saggy bumhole i'll not say what i said to her but you can well imagine.

Oh mu fucking god, this sours with hendricks is beyond good.
Make sure you get hendricks as it is cucumber based and you need it for this drink to work.

Listen, Mrs TCIB, my bum is actually pert and firm, its one of my best features, thats why all the men are after me and Guy wants me to join him and Stony when they have their next bumming session.

No baboon arse on PLLK i'll have you know.
 
She says helo but my gay bumming sessions are not allowed i am told any more.
They had to end one day i guess, i will cherish the memories though.

I just extended the stay another day haha, we never made it to solita tonight so i said we will go tomorrow.
 
TCIB said:
She says helo but my gay bumming sessions are not allowed i am told any more.
They had to end one day i guess, i will cherish the memories though.

I just extended the stay another day haha, we never made it to solita tonight so i said we will go tomorrow.

Stony will be heart broken.

I'm having a hot chocolate now thats how rock n roll i am, fuck you and your cocktails.
 

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