what are you getting your loved one for xmas?

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've seen on Amazon :)

check out the same company's dildo

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

I'm lucky that my Missus is low maintenance. Two things she loves are Marmalade and Dark Chocolate.

that sounds like a euphemism.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

that sounds like a euphemism.

Not just me then.

 

[bluebaja]

that sounds like a euphemism.

You filthy minded swine...

 

[bluebaja]

Not just me then.

You too :)

 

[blumoonrisen]

Whatever I can find in the all night garage on Christmas eve.

 

[ctidcarl]

Nothing, as I won't be seeing him** since he left the club

**Sergio Kun Aguero - and the love is unconditional by the way