What "Classic" songs do you hate with a passion?

[hackneyslim]

Re: What

Imagination John Lennon

Imagination never had a song called John Lennon, did they?

 

[Len Rum]

Anything by the beatles.....sorry.

You cannot be serious.
The greatest rock band of all time.

 

[blinkblue]

Anything by the beatles.....sorry.

Said by someone who can't have given them a chance.

 

[hilts]

Anything by the beatles.....sorry.

Said by someone who can't have given them a chance.

probably just trying to be controversial, anyhow don't stop believing by the journey is the worst and most hated song for me by a long way followed by that duet one that meat loaf did, when people do it at karaoke i could literally beat them to death

 

[Ancient Citizen]

'Auld Lang Syne.'

What the fuck is this unintelligible Jock gibberish all about?
And why do we all get coerced into grasping the sweaty paw of some varicose veined fat munter late on 31st December and jog and swing about like crazed Morris dancers?

 

[journolud]

Imagine, soppy hypocritical hippy shite.

Wasn't hypocritical. It wasn't a mantra or anything, just nice words to a good melody. Lennon said that himself.

Oh OK then, just soppy hippy shite. From the heart.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Imagine - John Lennon (hippyfied drivel)
Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison (overplayed shite. It haunts me round radio stations like a depressed puppy)
Starman - David Bowie (Bollocks of the highest order)
Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd (piss)
Anything by Morris-man and The Smurfs (Oooohhhh, I had a sloppy pooh when I was 14, my life's ruined....GROW A PAIR)
You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon (surely one of the greatest songwriters of all time, had a gun next to his head when he wrote this steaming pile)

and the trailer park "classics"
Living on a fucking Prayer - Bon Jovi
Love fucking Shack - B52's

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Imagine - John Lennon (hippyfied drivel)
Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison (overplayed shite. It haunts me round radio stations like a depressed puppy)
Starman - David Bowie (Bollocks of the highest order)
Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd (piss)
Anything by Morris-man and The Smurfs (Oooohhhh, I had a sloppy pooh when I was 14, my life's ruined....GROW A PAIR)
You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon (surely one of the greatest songwriters of all time, had a gun next to his head when he wrote this steaming pile)

and the trailer park "classics"
Living on a fucking Prayer - Bon Jovi
Love fucking Shack - B52's

Got to agree with that Bob Jovi shit.

'Johnny used to suck on my cock...'

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

Born To Run!

 

[blinkblue]

Imagine, soppy hypocritical hippy shite.

Wasn't hypocritical. It wasn't a mantra or anything, just nice words to a good melody. Lennon said that himself.

Oh OK then, just soppy hippy shite. From the heart.

Yeah fair enough. It's a nice enough tune in my opinion.

 

[buzzer1]

Anything at all by Springsteen, total bollocks and gets turned straight off the second it comes on. The Boss? erm no.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Candle in the Wind.

 

[glyncity]

anything off Meatloafs " Bat out of hell " album , especially " paradise by the dashboard light "... the song much beloved by drunken couples on the karaoke , it lasts about 2 hours and at the end they croon about " praying for the end of time " which is exactly how the listener feels , the original song is a pile of rancid dogshite but the " art of karaoke " takes it to a whole other level

 

[BimboBob]

Am I allowed Angels by the fat one from that boy band? Not really a classic in my opinion.

If not then I'll have The Drugs Don't Work. Dreadful song.

 

[toby]

Re: What "Classic" songs do you hate with a passion?

Imagination John Lennon

Imagination never had a song called John Lennon, did they?

Was it imagine I had been drinking but you're the only one to notice well done smarty pants ;o)

 

[poyntonblue]

Wonderwall.

 

[Balti]

stairwell to haven

what a boring load of toss

 

[TCIB]

Any 'classic' xmas song, slade etc.

It makes my bones itch , i fucking hate it and xmas can fuck of n'all that does my head in to :)

 

[hackneyslim]

Re: What

Imagination John Lennon

Imagination never had a song called John Lennon, did they?

Was it imagine I had been drinking but you're the only one to notice well done smarty pants ;o)

Ha! If I was a real smarty pants I could remember what that pouftah singer from Imagination was called. Lee something? J Cobb? Why am I seeing Pebble Mill?

 

[digbythebiggestdogintheworld]

stairwell to haven

what a boring load of toss

bastard

i was about to say 8 pages and no mention of...

so i will add i want to know what love is by foreigner and that loving feeling by the righteous brothers (and of course anything by phil collins rip)