What do you keep under your bed ?

[give it to gordon]

Baseball bat

 

[KS55]

The spare.

 

[JASR]

dust

 

[dickie davies]

Huge vibrator, rechargeable batteries and lube

 

[Kinkybyname]

my ex-wife's corpse (just for old times' sake)

 

[jimharri]

 

[Sir peace frog]

i wish my wallet was under the bed, that's currently in the washing machine :{

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Fuck me, that’s one big washing machine.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Peter Dinklage

 

[blue b4 the moon]

A few posts in and with the internet now nobody has mentioned porn mags.

I used to have half a pool cue when in Oldham JIC now, where I am now I think there's only 2 houses on our street with house alarms.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Monsters.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Fuckmaster 5000 xtra large

 

[Zablo Pabletta]

unassembled flat pack, expensive electronics I have either ruined, or have no use for.

 

[Gabriel]

The bogeyman.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Dust

 

[LWashington]

A few posts in and with the internet now nobody has mentioned porn mags.

I used to have half a pool cue

When I got this far in, I was about to warn you to watch out for splinters in your rectum.

 

[pee dubya]

i wish my wallet was under the bed, that's currently in the washing machine :{

Money laundering is a crime.

 

[jimharri]

Money laundering is a crime.

That's the usual standard (chartered) response.

 

[Marklr]

My older brother always had magic mushrooms drying on an Escape From Colditz game board under his bed.

 

[york away to this!]

Jay