What do you wish your name was?

[peoffrey]

No need to confirm what your birth certificate says, but do you honestly like your name?

I’m indifferent towards mine but would prefer something more unique. My dad wanted to call me Gareth over a childhood hero of his but mum refused as I’d have a famous name. I used to know a Tom Jones etc and he always got jokes.

I love traditional Welsh names and I’d call a girl Megan. Gareth would’ve been ok (Gaz for short) ditto Iuean. I’ve got a mate called Guto which is the best name ever!

 

[aguero93:20]

Cunty McGheesacks.

 

[BimboBob]

Farty Mcblowfish.

 

[idahoblues]

Shitty McWankstain the turd

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

Randy Vanwarmer has always struck me as a cool name to have.

 

[kaz7]

Shedevil

 

[Magicpole]

Cunty McGheesacks.

The question was what you would like to be called rather than your current name. You soppy ****.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Baron Von Chickenpants

Or Dave

 

[Barcon]

Monsterrod Von Hugenstein or Dr. Barker

 

[BimboBob]

Amanda Hugandkiss