What footballer would you like 3 rounds with

[mancboy]

What footballer past or present would you like 3 rounds in the ring with and why?

Im going for jessie lingard for the sole reason that i have an irrational hatred for every fibre of his being

 

[GornikDaze]

Ricky Fkn Villa - you ruined my early life you fucker!!!!

 

[Out on blue 6]

Stanloi Collydog although I believe its unlikely he will fight back as it's only women he likes to hit

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

Ricky Fkn Villa - you ruined my early life you fucker!!!!

I think that started the Falklands War (may not be true)

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Rooney
Fat scouse twat

 

[blumoonrisen]

Ricky Fkn Villa - you ruined my early life you fucker!!!!

The twat was paraded on the pitch before the game last night, along with the other one.

 

[PragueBlue]

Aldridge. Reasons are pretty obvious.

 

[TonyM]

I could barely do 3 rounds over 3 days nowadays. We are talking about sex right?

 

[BrianW]

Norman Hunter. He's dead, so I could just about take him (on a good day).

 

[Metal Biker]

Antony, no question. And then i'd beg for 12 more.