What time do you go to bed?

[117 M34]

11:00.
Shag the wife.
Asleep for 11:02

 

[One Fan Clapping]

When the wine runs out.

 

[NZBlue]

11:00.
Shag the wife.
Asleep for 11:02

What time do the night shift start?

 

[hammocity]

I'm nearly 65 and go to bed at 9 every night (unless City are playing) and then read for an hour or so. In the morning I get up at 6. They say "early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise", well I got the healthy and wise bits.

Well, it won't make you wealthy but nearly 65 means you qualify for your State Pension next year, so at least you'll cop for £12k free money, born a bit later and you'd have to wait until 67 years old. Spend it "wisely".

I'm just a few months older than you, I rarely go to bed before 2am but usually up at around 8am, never needed much sleep.

 

[hammocity]

11:00.
Shag the wife.
Asleep for 11:02

Good effort, is she already asleep at 10:59?

 

[Blue Mist]

If I'm not in bed by 11 I go home.


3 pages and no mention of the old joke. My my, standards are slipping.

 

[staffsblue]

Usually about 11pm, sometimes earlier if I need to be up early for a run or swim the following morning.

 

[117 M34]

Good effort, is she already asleep at 10:59?

Asleep. Unconscious.
Tomato, tomato.

 

[give it to gordon]

After decades of 10pm up at 5am I can't get out of the routine lol.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

It's not the going to bed time that is my current issue, it's that work is really stressing me out and I'm waking up at 2am almost every morning with my heart racing
2am again today. Lay there trying to get back to sleep and then got out of bed at 4.30 and did two and a half hours of admin/sending emails

Not good that. I had it for about a year and eventually cracked up.