What time do you have Christmas dinner?

When I was a kid I couldn't get my head around people having it at lunchtime. We always had it somewhere between 4 and 5 because my dad, grandad and uncle would be getting smashed in the boozer first. One year they got home around 5(they'd had a lock in) and were absolutely smashed! Dad spewed up in the garden, my uncle fell over and smashed his head and my grandad fell asleep soon as he got back. Mam wasnt too happy that day. Great days! :)
 
A little different this year as we always tend to eat after the queens speech. A beautiful woman that exuded elegance and actually appeared to care for her subjects in good times and bad.

I'm not overly keen on the King, so not the least bit interested in his utterings, which will probably include copious amounts of our eco system, trees with a sniff of recyclibility.

Maybe Im wrong, but he does project as a very irratable character devoid of patience. I saw a clip recently of him crying like a bad man as he couldnt get his pen to work for some irrelevant document signing.

This year we shall dine at 19:00 as we have been nibbling all day on triangular cut butties, canopies, sausauges on sticks, and scoops of amber nectar.

Ive just bunged the Stuffing balls in, double basted the roasties, whilst the wife and grandaughter watch a recorded episode of Gogglebox. There will be no crackers this year as we forgot.

Speaking of Gogglebox .. love the gay chap and his old lady friend who live in a caravan as they ooze connectitivity.
Giles and his wife Mary are also very good as are the sister and bro from Blackpool who are beyond witty. Obviously all of them are playing up to the camera, but nevertheless still an enjoyable watch.
 
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A little different this year as we always tend to eat after the queens speech. A beautiful woman that exuded elegance and actually appeared to care for her subjects in good times and bad.

I'm not overly keen on the King, so not the least bit interested in his utterings, which will probably include copious amounts of our eco system, trees with a sniff of recyclibility.

Maybe Im wrong, but he does project as a very irratable character devoid of patience. I saw a clip recently of him crying like a bad man as he couldnt get his pen to work for some irrelevant document signing.

This year we shall dine at 19:00 as we have been nibbling all day on triangular cut butties, canopies, sausauges on sticks, and scoops of amber nectar.

Ive just bunged the Stuffing balls in, double basted the roasties, whilst the wife and grandaughter watch a recorded episode of Gogglebox. There will be no crackers this year as we forgot.

Speaking of Gogglebox .. love the gay chap and his old lady friend who live in a caravan as they ooze connectitivity.
Giles and his wife Mary are also very good as are the sister and bro from Blackpool who are beyond witty. Obviously all of them are playing up to the camera, but nevertheless still an enjoyable watch.
I hope your having gallons of bisto best with your stuffing balls .
 
Just about to have it, 21.00

Five hour ultra slow roasted leg of lamb, full fat Dauphinois, asparagus and peas oh and gravy because Northern lads……..
 

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