In this country if you bump a girl you get them pregnantBump.
In this country if you bump a girl you get them pregnant
Come here my luvver (read that in a cornish accent)
Thursday.
Twat lolWhen I first moved here I told a girl that I would knock her up in the morning. She nearly battered me senseless.
In this instance I’m not ashamed to say I got right on it. Highlight was listening to some acoustic set in the NQ that I’m well too old / uncool to attend..... I go to the bar mid song and spot one of the the former wrong’uns I had major neighbourhood aggro with (documented on here circa 2012)..... needless to say it went right off... calling me “the P word” / “voyeur” etc etc..... one of the bouncers arrived swiftly and removed the tubster from the venue .... I’m still here, if she’s outside when I leave I’ll record it for banter. Happy fucking Sunday BM xx
I played some courses in my life .. I thought castlehawk was a real leveller .... you could be an awesome golfer. But that place never failed to put me on my arse .. some holes are huge lengths sone are annoyingly like crazy golf ... I may go for a round when I back in September.. if your free?Yeah that's the course, it was the 16th just checked on scorecard app, I'd put my tee shot behind a bank, was a crap shot so it was almost blind to an elevated green (just see the top of the flag) my mate was a little further up said it was lovely 2 little bounces on the green and a 3 foot trickle into the hole.
Sounds great but in reality it was lucky as I'm not good enough to do it deliberatly (if you know what I mean).