What took you so long Mario.....?

[FantasyIreland]

Liverpool Data ‏@LiverpoolData · 22m
Mario Balotelli reportedly kicked a Wolves player in the head and got subbed off in a closed friendly today.

 

[kaz7]

Can't wait to hear brenda justify that one

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

He's a wee character.

 

[Glauber Berti]

Don't worry it's not his fault remember Liverpool are the perpetual victims in this

 

[KentBlue]

Brenda will justify it somehow or other. He condoned the reprehensible behaviour of Suarez, Mario will be a doddle.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Was there a queue at the post office...

 

[shakermaker85]

I hope to god this is true!

 

[BigOscar]

Are we talking about a high foot, or an American History X style curb stomp?

 

[Blue Is the Opposite of Blue]

It seems to be not true.

 

[The Ledge]

He's just working on the lyrics for his new chant.

Ooohhh Balotelli
He's a Scouser
..............
..............
He likes to kick folk in the head
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Just give it a couple of weeks and they'll have a couple of verses.