What would your ideal job be?

[snorky]

Drone would love to get paid for sucking dicks, but until that day comes he will happily carry on doing it for free.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Lead singer of Catatonia. But failing that, translator - I genuinely love my job and I’m happy I’m at the point where I can do it full time.

Is that translating scouse to English:-)?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Drone would love to get paid for sucking dicks, but until that day comes he will happily carry on doing it for free.

You only get it free because I charge by the inch

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Lead singer of Catatonia. But failing that, translator - I genuinely love my job and I’m happy I’m at the point where I can do it full time.

I genuinely listened to International Velvet on the way to work this morning. Cerys!

 

[Koniec]

Paul Pogba. Sit on my arse getting paid millions and being hated by Rag fans.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

What I do now.

Still this.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Is that translating scouse to English:-)?

Ha! My mum has a Scouse phrase book called Lern Yerself Scouse. Not recommended for small children.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

The brother of a former work colleague of mine allegedly had a very interesting first job at Blackpool Pleasure Beach many years ago.He was tasked with hosing down female mud wrestlers in between bouts.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Ha! My mum has a Scouse phrase book called Lern Yerself Scouse. Not recommended for small children.

Do you get a spittoon with it to stop unnecessary accidents like poor Jamie Carragher and that young girl

 

[jamesha]

Is that translating scouse to English:-)?

Hard job - some English words like fault, shame and responsibility do not exist in that dialect ;)