What would your ideal job be?

[growl]

I spent 40 years taking people to F1 races. Travelled the world. Witnessed drama untold. Never had a proper job. But missed QPR and Villa finales. Careful what you wish for.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Front bottom inspector.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Do you get a spittoon with it to stop unnecessary accidents like poor Jamie Carragher and that young girl

That should be the updated version. Along with translations for the dolphin noises he makes.

 

[Dogtanian]

Campsite reviewer, ice cream tester, professional world of warcraft player or looking after Golden Retrievers

 

[mancityscot]

Golf course reviewer

 

[bluegirl74]

Celebrity chef / cookery book writer / restaurant critic

 

[Protein Junkie]

Kate Beckinsale’s underwear.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Bra fitter for the BBC weather girls…

 

[melrose40yarder]

The judge who says take him down at giggs trial

 

[fanatic1]

Reincarnation as Warren Beatty's figertips.