What you doing today with the Footy being cancelled.?

[idahoblues]

How was the gig?

Really good

 

[Protein Junkie]

Building a path. A proper one, not like the ones I have done before.

True story.
I worked in a Builders Merchants as a teenager.
Had a phone call one day asking for help. “Can you tell me how much mix I need to build a path ?”
I politely asked how long is the path.
The irate customer stated with a harrumph
“ from my back door to the garden wall”and put the phone down on me.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

True story.
I worked in a Builders Merchants as a teenager.
Had a phone call one day asking for help. “Can you tell me how much mix I need to build a path ?”
I politely asked how long is the path.
The irate customer stated with a harrumph
“ from my back door to the garden wall”and put the phone down on me.

Next time, just look up how many bags of mix you have in stock and sell them all to him. Especially if you’re on commission!

 

[SWP's back]

Spent the weekend at the Marriott swim up bar and did some terrible karaoke with some great friends.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Next time, just look up how many bags of mix you have in stock and sell them all to him. Especially if you’re on commission!

Bit late now Al :-) that was 40 years ago but I appreciate your advice

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bit late now Al :-) that was 40 years ago but I appreciate your advice

Haha!

 

[idahoblues]

Bit late now Al :-) that was 40 years ago but I appreciate your advice

I wonder if the guy ever finished his path

 

[flook]

I was taken to a wonderful Nepalese restaurant by my lovely. Brilliant fella.

My day was saved by my wonderful woman

Not sure what's going on here, you sound confused. Did no one ever have the talk with you?

 

[dobingsdobber]

God speed mate!

Thanks Al,I'll keep you informed,probably from my room at Prestwich Nuthouse.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I wonder if the guy ever finished his path

:-) maybe but it was probably a steep learning curve :-)

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Next time, just look up how many bags of mix you have in stock and sell them all to him. Especially if you’re on commission!

Old retail saying: The perfect product for the customer is whatever you’ve got most of in the storeroom.

 

[Barcon]

Watching footy.

 

[Norbert D]

Watching German football, it’s what Liz would have wanted…

 

[Barcon]

Lazio v Verona for me.

0-0

 

[LWashington]

Was at a bit of a loss, but I am now going to try a plank, a crank and a ham shank.

 

[citizen_maine]

Was at a bit of a loss, but I am now going to try a plank, a crank and a ham shank.

in a tank, outside a bank, for a prank?

 

[blue whippet]

Lazio v Verona for me.

0-0

Me too.

 

[Barcon]

in a tank, outside a bank, for a prank?

Skank.

 

[Barcon]

Me too.

A bit shit innit?

Edit, great timing ; )

 

[idahoblues]

Going fishing