What's Pep got...........

[Barcon]

A pair of hankies to wipe the boxers slaver, just like my Nana had in her pinny.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Klippertys daily supply of steradent and fixadent(oh no he would need a bin liner for that lot)

 

[oldius]

He has a KFC lemon wipe, a pen lid, a bit of cotton, a bit of a toenail and a folded flyer given to him by a geezer outside Sachas. He's one of us!

 

[Boris Yeltsin]

The lyrics to a new pep song hopefully

 

[Machiavelli]

Raheem Sterling’s remote control.

 

[The_Maverick]

A Beanie Horse.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Dele Alli in his pocket

 

[kippax123]

Sex appeal

 

[DTeacher]

....in his cardy pockets?

Both his pockets on that dapper cardigan seem to be full to the brim, so what do you think is in there?

Rowntree's Fruit Gums.

Mancini left a shedload in the Manager's Office Cabinet ;)

 

[ChicagoBlue]

His ADHD/Asperger/Autism meds.

Not sure where he is on that spectrum, but he has to be! Never seen someone so high functioning with so many ticks without them being there somewhere.