What's the first thing you think about when you wake up?

[swpswp]

Mine, sadly, is how much cash have I got to gamble with today. The answer is usually....not much!

 

[aka blue jambo]

the last few days its been my (failing) quest for a cup final ticket :-(

 

[Mayor West]

Today, it was wondering what's been posted on the major development thread.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Well I pick my fone and turn my alarm off, then I go to facebook and newsnow to stop me falling back to sleep. Helps me to wake up if I've got somethign to take an interest in first thing. Didn't happen this morning though cos the Orange network is fucking shite

 

[pee dubya]

Can i get away with going back to sleep?

 

[simmers]

This morning was..what shall I do with the body?

 

[Pigeonho]

If the kids are here it's 'shit, got to get these bin lids sorted for school'. If they are at their mums it's usually what the latest time is that I can get up to get sorted for work.

If its weekend I do my thinking with my willy.

 

[daveduke67]

Well this morning the first thing I thought when I woke up was how I was going to get rid of my 'morning glory'

Thinking of a suitable scenario I went to work - if you know what I mean ;-)

Anyway to cut a long story short I was dragged off the train by the Transport Police and have been bailed until the 15th May.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

As usual when I wake up. "ergh" followed by, "thank fuck, it's Friday."

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I woke up this morning and thought "Why am I on a fishing boat?" It turned out I had been hauled in by some French fishermen, and I still can't work out why I am here or what my destiny is.