What's the seediest....

[gazinho]

FFS. I forgot about that place. Yeah butterflies was bad. Disgraced myself in there a few times.

Butterflies, and it's many reinventions, was the bollocks. Right of passage in the mid 90's

Hated the place, at the time it was either there or Henry Africa's and there was always about 6 or 7 of us out and the bouncers at Henrys were a bit arsey letting groups of lads in and as Butterflies was only a 5 minute walk away thats where we went
Although Scruples was my favourite place in Oldham,loved it in there

Scruples was the first club I ever went to as a nervous 16 year old wearing 1 of my old fellas shirts which was about 5 sizes too big for me, went in and within 10 minutes was fingering some classy young lady on the dancefloor whilst she played with little Gaz.

5 minutes later she led me into the ladies bent over and let me pump away for a good 20 seconds, I shot my load, she pulled her knickers up and walked out never to be seen again, brilliant night was Scruples!!!

 

[Pigeonho]

Butterflies, and it's many reinventions, was the bollocks. Right of passage in the mid 90's

Hated the place, at the time it was either there or Henry Africa's and there was always about 6 or 7 of us out and the bouncers at Henrys were a bit arsey letting groups of lads in and as Butterflies was only a 5 minute walk away thats where we went
Although Scruples was my favourite place in Oldham,loved it in there

Scruples was the first club I ever went to as a nervous 16 year old wearing 1 of my old fellas shirts which was about 5 sizes too big for me, went in and within 10 minutes was fingering some classy young lady on the dancefloor whilst she played with little Gaz.

5 minutes later she led me into the ladies bent over and let me pump away for a good 20 seconds, I shot my load, she pulled her knickers up and walked out never to be seen again, brilliant night was Scruples!!!

That story has made my day. Fucking excellent stuff!

They were hard days them. Our weekends would start with a night in the local on a Friday till closing, nothing too hardcore. Then we would all meet in another local boozer bang on 12 on the Saturday. We would stay in there until 3 then move onto Breaks to watch the scores coming through, (very early days of what is now Soccer Saturday). Back to a mates house then to get high as fuck on many, many substances and then into Oldham for 8. Sundays would merge from Saturday in a fucking high, pissed up haze, then we would tuck into the cans in the fridge in the house of the only one of us who didn't live at home still. Carvery in the local, swapping war stories then roll home around 7 Sunday night - dead as fuck.

How I A) afforded it and B) managed to maintain any kind of health is beyond me.

Hard days and thankfully long gone.

 

[The Flash]

The Continental, (or 'Conti club') in town. Fucking A!!!!
Met the mum of my lad in Candlelight.

Hey Pidge, do you remember your feet sticking to the carpet? Haha, that place was fucking rank!!

The last time I was in there was when we were playing Blackburn away the next day, the promotion game. I had been on a bit of a drought in the fanny stakes but that night I got lucky. There I was, a young 23 year old Pigeonho, copping off with a 56 year old nurse. The Sunday was just the icing on the cake!

It was a fucking rank place though!

Bloody hell, The Conti Club. What a rank place that was!! Last time I was in, we'd taken some potential clients out for a night in town and ended up in there. Amazingly, they signed the contract the next fucking day!!!

And in case it hasn't already been mentioned, The Bamboo in Stockport. Seedy, rotten hell-hole.

And Bredbury Hall has to get an honourable mention. Full of scally lads and orange slappers.

 

[shackattack]

to the lads who went the grafton did you never venture to the gladray then ?
random couple of clubs from my travels -
orange peel - rhyl
joannas - southsea / portsmouth ( sure you remember that one andy !!! ) - burnt down in 2011 and owned by a certain mr harry redknapp !!!
diamond lil's - blackpool

 

[Pigeonho]

Hey Pidge, do you remember your feet sticking to the carpet? Haha, that place was fucking rank!!

The last time I was in there was when we were playing Blackburn away the next day, the promotion game. I had been on a bit of a drought in the fanny stakes but that night I got lucky. There I was, a young 23 year old Pigeonho, copping off with a 56 year old nurse. The Sunday was just the icing on the cake!

It was a fucking rank place though!

Bloody hell, The Conti Club. What a rank place that was!! Last time I was in, we'd taken some potential clients out for a night in town and ended up in there. Amazingly, they signed the contract the next fucking day!!!

And in case it hasn't already been mentioned, The Bamboo in Stockport. Seedy, rotten hell-hole.

And Bredbury Hall has to get an honourable mention. Full of scally lads and orange slappers.

We only used to go in the Conti because it was usually full of student nurses of various, deliciously mature ages, and to a horny as fuck 22 year old, that was exactly what was needed back then!
The Press Club is another, open till 4, warm Red Stripe fairly cheap. Excellent.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Butterflies, and it's many reinventions, was the bollocks. Right of passage in the mid 90's

Hated the place, at the time it was either there or Henry Africa's and there was always about 6 or 7 of us out and the bouncers at Henrys were a bit arsey letting groups of lads in and as Butterflies was only a 5 minute walk away thats where we went
Although Scruples was my favourite place in Oldham,loved it in there

Scruples was the first club I ever went to as a nervous 16 year old wearing 1 of my old fellas shirts which was about 5 sizes too big for me, went in and within 10 minutes was fingering some classy young lady on the dancefloor whilst she played with little Gaz.

5 minutes later she led me into the ladies bent over and let me pump away for a good 20 seconds, I shot my load, she pulled her knickers up and walked out never to be seen again, brilliant night was Scruples!!!

This reminds me of a story I heard when I was working in Yorkshire a few years ago. A group of colleagues went to a club called "Japanese Whispers" in Barnsley.

One of them got off with a girl and after a couple of minutes she leaned over and whispered in his ear in the strongest Yorkshire accent imaginable:

"Thou can finger me now if thou wants".

 

[bernabias home shirt]

The Old Barn Ashton.

If you didn't get a shag in that place there was no hope for you.

 

[jimmy2000]

When I moved to Oldham from Essex 14 years ago, I was given the pleasure of being taken out by my partner to caberet. Having met him in cafe benidorm 2 weeks before it felt like I was still on holiday! So glad I don't have to visit places like these anymore but what fond memories I have.

 

[waterloo blue]

Dollars in Glossop,a mate of mine was leaving with this mature lady,when her daughter said to him have her back home by eight, I've got work in the morning.
Carriages in Droylsden,pulled a boss from my work at the time and had to go to her office on the Monday her face was a picture,it was to sign for an increase in my wages as I'd turned 19.
Capricorn Club in Ashton,some fucker running around with a second world war flare gun,cos he'd ripped off buying weed.
Old Barn in Ashton,my ex missus went in the ladies and saw a bloke doing this bird up the Gary Glitter,they left the cubicle door open.
Women peeing in the sinks in the mens toilet,and mate of mine going home with his sister in law as he and his wife were seperated.
Nile club Moss Side,went in twice,first time I was eighteen and City had been relegated and I couldn't remember a thing,so mithered a mate of mine to go on a Thursday after work,nearly got stabbed for refusing to buy a wrap of oxo.

 

[Manchester la la la la]

21s - Manchester
Billie rox - Manchester
Heaven and hell - Stockport
Sk1 - Stockport
Magma - hull ( worst of the lot )

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Every time I went in The Ritz there was women fighting.

Wouldn't say The Ritz was seedy just full of pissed up slappers and the bouncing dancefloor is legendary!
At least it was well lit unlike Butterflies in Oldham which was grim,seedy and fucking horrible!

FFS. I forgot about that place. Yeah butterflies was bad. Disgraced myself in there a few times.

Anyone remember Henry Afrikas's?

 

[JULES]

This reminds me of a story I heard when I was working in Yorkshire a few years ago. A group of colleagues went to a club called "Japanese Whispers" in Barnsley.

One of them got off with a girl and after a couple of minutes she leaned over and whispered in his ear in the strongest Yorkshire accent imaginable:

"Thou can finger me now if thou wants".[/quote]
been in there a few times, been to worse

 

[The Pink Panther]

I know the Ritz is a student place now, Heaven & Hell (formaly Coco's) and Quaffers have been knocked down, but I have also frequented Smokies, the Blue Waterfall, Bredbury Hall and The Bamboo

Are any of these or the others mentioned in the thread still open, or are they long gone only to be reminisced about?
Where do the youngsters now go to enjoy the grab a granny or do they not seek those pleasures any longer?

 

[The Flash]

I know the Ritz is a student place now, Heaven & Hell (formaly Coco's) and Quaffers have been knocked down, but I have also frequented Smokies, the Blue Waterfall, Bredbury Hall and The Bamboo

Are any of these or the others mentioned in the thread still open, or are they long gone only to be reminisced about?
Where do the youngsters now go to enjoy the grab a granny or do they not seek those pleasures any longer?

TPP, Bredders and The Bamboo are still open. The decor is no doubt the same as it was when you last frequented.....

 

[Manchester la la la la]

Pozition in Hull. God its a dive, as grim as you'll get nowadays.

Last time I was in my mate found a girl having a miscarriage in the bogs.

Lots of worse places than poz. Like the whole of new town!

 

[2sheikhs]

We used to go to a place called Chamber house but I can't even remember where it was. I think it was either Heywood or Prestwich. I never knew where a lot of the places I went to were, we'd just pile into a taxi and pick some random place with a bad(good) reputation.
There was one in Rochdale, I think it was called scene1, got a few good results in there. Very nice. Used to love Rochdale.

 

[Manchester la la la la]

Forgot to mention Fridays - northenden or snideys as it's commonly known

 

[LongsightM13]

Cyprus Tavern and Rotters, both Mexican waves of brawling going around the places. The only difference was the dress code.
Conti as has been mentioned was full of nurses/emergency services workers. Occasional fit ones, but more often than not, the fucking state of the majority of them made it feel like being in that bar in Star Wars.
We once had a fight with a group of gobby, pissed lads who had just been chucked out, virtually on the doorstep, in full view of the bouncers. We won and they legged it. Thought there was no chance of getting in now, but the bouncers were laughing their heads off and let us in for free.
From the dance scene, Konspiracy and the all-nighters at the Millionaire could be very, very moody.
On the fringes of town, had some dark times in The Man Alive, and Stables in Ardwick.
The Palace in Leve was different to the typical suburban nightclub, a weird hybrid of half meat-market disco, half Irish club. Violence was not uncommon.

 

[Drewmanc]

Anyone remember Stacks night club in new mills-now that was a fucking weird place, only went once as my bro had moved to chapel en le frith for a little while back in the late 90's, the only place I've been propositioned by a chick while her boyfriend was sat behind her.

Special mention to Jesters on union St Plymouth if anyone's been they can back me up!!