kp789
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that is pantsLeft Peg said:
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Whats your best Joke!?!?
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Left Peg
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kp789 said:that is pantsLeft Peg said:Where does Tarzan get his clothes from?
A jungle sale
Is that a pun?
tueartsboots
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for 12 vodkas. The barman lines them up and watches him knock them back. "Fucking hell mate! What's the celebration?" " First blow job" says the guy. The barman congratulates him and says " Let me buy you another one".
"Nah" says the guy...........
"Fuck it, if that doesn't take the taste away, another won't !"
"Nah" says the guy...........
"Fuck it, if that doesn't take the taste away, another won't !"
neely8
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What's the last thing Rod Hull said to Emu?
"Quick, grab that fucking guttering"
"Quick, grab that fucking guttering"
LCBblue
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myleftfoot said:what do you call a man with a spade on his head
Brilliant
wierdo!!!
LCBblue
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I'll get your coat for you.Left Peg said:Where does Tarzan get his clothes from?
A jungle sale
BlueBeenie
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An older gentleman is sat on a park bench eating his lunch when a punk rocker sits down next to him.
The old man looks up and see's the punk's massive rainbow coloured mohawk then looks back down and carries on eating, a couple of minutes later he looks up again then goes back to eating his sandwich.
After watching this a couple of times the punk taps the old man on the shoulder and says " Whats up old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man looks up and says....
"Got drunk and fucked a peacock once, just wondering if you were my son"
The old man looks up and see's the punk's massive rainbow coloured mohawk then looks back down and carries on eating, a couple of minutes later he looks up again then goes back to eating his sandwich.
After watching this a couple of times the punk taps the old man on the shoulder and says " Whats up old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man looks up and says....
"Got drunk and fucked a peacock once, just wondering if you were my son"
100%manc
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Raffa rings bacon face and asks if he wants 1-4 the road
Bilboblue
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2 Irish queers....
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael