Whats your best Joke!?!?

[MCFCboy11]

what do u call a man with a spade on his head










doug

 

[kp789]

what do u call a man with a spade on his head










doug

oh dear

 

[BibbyBlue85]

What do mexicans have under their carpets?


Underlay, Underlay

 

[kp789]

What do mexicans have under their carpets?


Underlay, Underlay

haha

 

[aaronsteedman]

Whats the difference between Old Trafford and a cactus?





The pricks are on the inside!

What do you call a chinese one legged gymnast?


Wan jim shuu (One Gym Shoe)

 

[BlueMoon93]

Whats the difference between Old Trafford and a cactus?





The pricks are on the inside!

What do you call a chinese one legged gymnast?


Wan jim shuu (One Gym Shoe)

Lmao at the OT one.

 

[Big Bad Vince]

Paddy's wife comes home from work to find he has nailed all of her sex toys to the wall.

"You useless tw*t" she shouts......






















"I said I wanted a DADO rail!!!"

 

[smevchenko]

statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

 

[blutone3]

bloke goes into a bar an asks for ten pints of anything but stella,barman asks, whats wrong with stella?? bloke says i had twelve pints of it last night an when i got home,i was fucking skint!!!..................barman says twelve pints of anything else costs the same really, bloke replies...............skint is my fucking DOG!!!!!!

 

[Left Peg]

Where does Tarzan get his clothes from?














A jungle sale