I don't belong in them there posh shops that sell these posh things so as a result I use the same aftershave I was using 10-15 year ago. Le Male by Gaultier and Paul Smith Men.
Might need to sack off the Paul Smith though as last time I bought it the bird (mid 20's)on the till said "I buy my dad that"
I'm not that fucking old yet.
Any suggestions female mooners?