What's your record for getting knockbacks from women in the one night?

[Gaylord du Bois]

Closest I've seen to a knock back free zone was in Solihull, mid 80's.
Up there on a course at Hams Hall power station. Went to a bar/club The Snooty Fox, I think. Reckon a one legged midget with a dodgy mullet or even a one legged mullet with a dodgy midget would've been hard pressed to get a knock back in there on a Thursday night.

 

[BlueTG]

I'm that good looking, I do the knocking back.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I'm that good looking, I do the knocking back.

I feel your pain.

 

[purplenose]

Closest I've seen to a knock back free zone was in Solihull, mid 80's.
Up there on a course at Hams Hall power station. Went to a bar/club The Snooty Fox, I think. Reckon a one legged midget with a dodgy mullet or even a one legged mullet with a dodgy midget would've been hard pressed to get a knock back in there on a Thursday night.

You would be surprised and whilst I cannot claim to have been in this fine sounding establishment on the pull or otherwise, but I do hold a significant record that baffles me to this day. I have in my youth been on at least a dozen occasions each been in the Bamboo in Hazel Grove, Bredbury Hall, and the grab a granny night at the Acton Court and never managed to pull once, and I did try. I did however pull one of the birds off hit man and her in Monroes in Stockport.

Put me on a North sea ferry, workplaces, supermarkets, fields, beaches, the 369 bus, trains...no problems have pulled in all those places, infact I pulled two birds at once twice in the space of a couple of hours in a place called Sandys superstars in Northenden. Dodgy night clubs with lots of dubious and clearly desperate horrors simply didnt work for me, maybe they didnt realise that I have a huge massive cock and and a tongue like a komodo dragon.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I'm that good looking, I do the knocking back.

Are you the knocking backer or the knocking backee

 

[@BluePhil8]

You would be surprised and whilst I cannot claim to have been in this fine sounding establishment on the pull or otherwise, but I do hold a significant record that baffles me to this day. I have in my youth been on at least a dozen occasions each been in the Bamboo in Hazel Grove, Bredbury Hall, and the grab a granny night at the Acton Court and never managed to pull once, and I did try. I did however pull one of the birds off hit man and her in Monroes in Stockport.

Put me on a North sea ferry, workplaces, supermarkets, fields, beaches, the 369 bus, trains...no problems have pulled in all those places, infact I pulled two birds at once twice in the space of a couple of hours in a place called Sandys superstars in Northenden. Dodgy night clubs with lots of dubious and clearly desperate horrors simply didnt work for me, maybe they didnt realise that I have a huge massive cock and and a tongue like a komodo dragon.

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[Why Always Ste]

Worst place for pulling chicks is in nightclub's as the music blares so no matter what your approach is you'll all come across as shouting assholes getting in the way of their dancing with girl friends and competing with other women that most girls do for who can look the most dolled up.

Top of your lungs:

"ALRIGHT CHICK,
FANCY A DANCE?"

As I work in clubs I always see lads getting knocked back during this scenario.

As other posters alluded to, Gyms, Quiet Bars, Country Walks - she has a dog, you love her dogs breed right? ;)

Bores me getting lasses who are drunk as it isn't much of a challenge... They'd fuck anyone

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Closest I've seen to a knock back free zone was in Solihull, mid 80's.
Up there on a course at Hams Hall power station. Went to a bar/club The Snooty Fox, I think. Reckon a one legged midget with a dodgy mullet or even a one legged mullet with a dodgy midget would've been hard pressed to get a knock back in there on a Thursday night.

Sounds like 'The bags ball'(pub/club name escapes me) in Cleethorpes.

 

[purplenose]

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funny enough that reminds of a very messy evening in Hazel Grove that ended in a massive food fight in the curry house near the Rising Sun which resulted in the police being called and arriving whilst 8 of us were stood on our chairs trousers down singing "you only sing with your pants on" at the lot we had engaged in a ferocious exchange of onion bahjis popedoms etc, casualties on both sides were heavy and sadly there were several incidents of collateral damage.

Having decided on police advice to leave the premises having paid the bill and a generous tip also on police advice....they explained that should we not leave a generous tip we would all be going for a ride in the van...we then went to a party at a house across the road where lots of exotic tobacco was being smoked and the host put a video on that featured a man and a chicken, very strange evening all together.

 

[crizack]

Used to have the gab, met my current girlfriend after slapping her arse and telling her how fit she was after a gig in Fallowfield. I remember one night after work, me and 2 mates went to the Overdraught above 5th Ave and it was the first place we'd step foot in. As soon as we walked in, I said to my mate, ''Look at her there'', stood at the bar was a fit emo girl. He said, ''bet you a tenner you can't pull her''. No word of a lie, i just thought ''fuck it'', i'll give it a shot...less than 3 to 5 minutes later, I was saying see ya to my mates and went home with her.

Someone mentioned Tinder. I've been off the market for 3 years now and I think if I had to chat someone up like I used to, they'd think I'm weird for not seeing them on a mobile app first, It's fucked up.

Now I should really be charging you all for this pick up line but as you're fellow Bluemooners, consider it an early christmas present from uncle Crizack:

"I hope your boyfriend doesn't mind me telling you how nice you look...he's a really lucky guy whoever he is''. You've complimented her and will find out if she's single in one swoop.

Then she'll either say:

1. 'Thanks' (meaning 'I've got a boyfriend') or;
2 ''I haven't got a boyfriend'' or;
3. ''What makes you think I've got a boyfriend?''.

If she says either 2 or 3, what you do from there is up to you but I'd suggest you say something along the lines of ''Surely someone as nice as you can have anyone they want but...before you do, let me buy you a drink.''

If she says no, just ask ''can I at least get my fingers sticky?'', if she still says no, ask her is her mate single.

Don't thank me all at once.