When your .........

[mancitygaz]

Lay in your bed and he's stuck in your head that's Aguero.

Any more?

 

[Bluefen]

We've only just met and the ball hits the net....that's Aguero

 

[mcfc-mark]

stood in the stands with your cock in your hand that's Aguero

 

[beano46]

When your having a wank to empty your tank thats Aguero

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

When he walks on the pitch and your cock starts to twitch... That's Agüero

 

[citijen]

and with his BLISTERing pace
he turns baconface purpl ..ero

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

When he comes off the bench and loots your defence...

 

[Deleted member 14625]

These man-love, wank references are stupid!

 

[NZBlue]

when his trusty right foot wins the Barclays gold boot.....

 

[pablozabaleta]

When he wasn't fully fit but still made swansea look shit.... That's Aguero

 

[xmusampa]

smashing her doors in with a mighty big grin ...that's aguero

 

[samharris]

He comes from Argentina, gets blown by Marge & Tina.