When your....

[johnmc]

having one of the wrist, who do you think about?? Girlfriend/Wife/Celebs??

Personally I like to think about someone who was in the pub or who ive seen at work or summat. And I favour birds that arent stunning but are what you would call alright but who look mucky. Know what I mean.

 

[bornblueegg]

know exactly what you mean, dirty and passable!

 

[Pearcey]

lol. I'm saying nothing.

 

[Fourinarow]

All sorts. I have a tremendous bank, all involving women of course. No men, animals or kids or anything.

 

[Fourinarow]

Awaiting Bluemooniho to mention headaches...

 

[Bluezxc]

Normally a young lady I saw recently in town. She'd accidentally seemed to have forgotten to put her knickers on and I could see right up her skirt as she was sat opposite me. Mmmmmmmm.

 

[scorer]

One off the wrist???

 

[Pearcey]

Normally a young lady I saw recently in town. She'd accidentally seemed to have forgotten to put her knickers on and I could see right up her skirt as she was sat opposite me. Mmmmmmmm.

Welcome aboard... perv!

 

[paddystyle]

usually some biird i've seen on xhamster or pornotube,or the girl who delivers my post

 

[Brumblue]

Who needs imagination in the age of computers.

 

[Bluezxc]

Normally a young lady I saw recently in town. She'd accidentally seemed to have forgotten to put her knickers on and I could see right up her skirt as she was sat opposite me. Mmmmmmmm.

Welcome aboard... perv!

Ta mate :-)

 

[Dogtanian]

Who needs imagination in the age of computers.

this

 

[scorer]

Who needs imagination in the age of computers.

this

that.. a site dependent consideration

 

[guv]

My wife is all I need:

"Herro Sexy Boy," she says when I get home. "Give me some of dat Ingrish ruvvin' and I tleat you liiiiiiiiiiiight."

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I normally think of the most wrong thing I can and then beat my self hard until I spaff.

 

[Bluezxc]

I normally think of the most wrong thing I can and then beat my self hard until I spaff.

LOL. No, really!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I normally think of the most wrong thing I can and then beat my self hard until I spaff.

LOL. No, really!

A wank isnt a wank unless I feel a massive amount of self loathing, guilt and pain when I've finished.

 

[guv]

I normally think of the most wrong thing I can and then beat my self hard until I spaff.

LOL. No, really!

A wank isnt a wank unless I feel a massive amount of self loathing, guilt and pain when I've finished.

You should have been a Victorian.

"Ow! Harder, damn it!"