Where Is The Male G-Spot?

[KS55]

My GP is female, young and gorgeous. When she checked my swollen prostate, oooh............................... absolutely nothing! Felt slightly sick, does that count?

 

[bluemanchester]

I went for a prostrate cancer check. Doc said take your pants off and lie on your side on the examining table. I said where shall I put my pants, he said on the chair next to mine.

 

[kippax4ever]

Now you say this...I have tried it with a rather open-minded lady and her strapon.
Can only report it as strange mixture of feelings that on the one hand felt like when you push too hard into your navel (some really funky almost ticklish nerve endings being hit)..and on the other hand yes, the heightened desire to have an almightily good clear out.
I did try to tell her...

have tried it with a rather open-minded lady and her strapon.
Did she look like a ex German pornstar by any chance & lives local.

 

[purplenose]

A friend of mine visited a massage parlour and said the girl had one of those vibrating egg things. She said he should let her massage his hole, without penetrating it, as he would find it erotic
It didn't do anything for me... I mean him

It was a terrible day when Sandys closed.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I seem to recall someone on here a few years back toying with the idea of becoming bisexual on the grounds that they loved shitting so much.

Anyone know how that turned out?

 

[kippax4ever]

I seem to recall someone on here a few years back toying with the idea of becoming bisexual on the grounds that they loved shitting so much.

Anyone know how that turned out?

Yeah he died rrhoea..

 

[kippax4ever]

My GP is female, young and gorgeous. When she checked my swollen prostate, oooh............................... absolutely nothing! Felt slightly sick, does that count?

Big difference between checking out a prostate and massaging it plus being milked at the same time.
As said by the ex German pornstar look a like. Who lives local..

 

[Cellarite]

I went for a prostrate cancer check. Doc said take your pants off and lie on your side on the examining table. I said where shall I put my pants, he said on the chair next to mine.

Fucking funny. Another one that I’m nicking.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Quality. I’m nicking that one.

i tell it at every opportunity .

 

[Blueprint Blue]

You can pay a brass to wear a strap on and give it you up the arris.

I've been told.