That’s just bad!!
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Where Is The Male G-Spot?
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Bigg Bigg Blue
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Did any of them (ahem) come across your G-spot?
No, but his balloon was popped.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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I was being wrestled in a pit of mud mate; )
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Say's the man who was rogered by ALL the Village peopleMaybe wait for drone Idahoblues Snorky Bimbo and Bigg Bigg blue to tell ya mate; )
Cellarite
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Quality. I’m nicking that one.Ive had to have a docs finger up my shitter for a prostrate cancer check.
he said , “dont worry, its quite normal to get an erection during the procedure”
i replied , “ i havent got an erection!!!” All flustered.
he said ... “no but i have”
Man-chester copperpot
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What a f*cking waste if it is up the arse - what was “god” thinking?
Plus wouldn’t we get turned on when we had a shit?
Inbetween the ball bag and arsehole would have been perfect place to put it (the gouch) we wouldn’t need to get out of bed
Plus wouldn’t we get turned on when we had a shit?
Inbetween the ball bag and arsehole would have been perfect place to put it (the gouch) we wouldn’t need to get out of bed
BlueMoonRisin’
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No mate. Not a chance. Only person who has breached my starfish was my GP checking for a burst fissure(shitting blood)Did any of them (ahem) come across your G-spot?
Plays By Sense Of Smell
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Now you say this...I have tried it with a rather open-minded lady and her strapon.What a f*cking waste if it is up the arse - what was “god” thinking?
Plus wouldn’t we get turned on when we had a shit?
Inbetween the ball bag and arsehole would have been perfect place to put it (the gouch) we wouldn’t need to get out of bed
Can only report it as strange mixture of feelings that on the one hand felt like when you push too hard into your navel (some really funky almost ticklish nerve endings being hit)..and on the other hand yes, the heightened desire to have an almightily good clear out.
I did try to tell her...
sir baconface
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I had a similar occurrence at the surgery, only it was another patient in the waiting room.Ive had to have a docs finger up my shitter for a prostrate cancer check.
he said , “dont worry, its quite normal to get an erection during the procedure”
i replied , “ i havent got an erection!!!” All flustered.
he said ... “no but i have”