Fame Monster
Well-Known Member
I've heard a few people say it's up a man's arse now. Is this urban myth or a gay chat-up line? Has anyone been up there to find out?
Should we ask why you want to know?I've heard a few people say it's up a man's arse now. Is this urban myth or a gay chat-up line? Has anyone been up there to find out?
As Yoda might say; boggles, the mind does.I asked the missus to have a root around for mine once. She said she needed a safe word to know when I wanted her to stop.
We came up with a system where I would sing if I enjoyed it but make a farm animal sound if I wanted her to stop.
She slipped two fingers up and I instantly signalled....
“MOO...MOO...MOOooooon river, off to see the world, there’s such a lot of world to see...”
I've heard a few people say it's up a man's arse now. Is this urban myth or a gay chat-up line? Has anyone been up there to find out?