CD Tenerife and also CD Marino, their smaller island neighbours and the worst team in the Spanish third flight, two points all season. But a great day out and a short walk from the resorts of Las Americas and Los Cristianos.
Atletico Madrid and Torino as the City of their cities.
Koln is my favourite city in Germany and their team are perennial underachievers.
Always had a soft spot for St Etienne in France and keep an occasional eye on Aris, the best away fans to visit our place in recent memory.
My late dad was a Celtic fan but the less said about them today the better