Ardwick AFC
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I was going to ask you to define 'bitter', but then the tinternet threw up some comedy gold. Quagmires fingerprints are all over this one!
Name: Prestwich Blue on Sep 29, 2011
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To all the rags posting on here, yes you've had your fun now at Pam's petition (most of us don't really know wtf she's on about most of the time), but what I will say is that you will never understand what it is like to support a proper family club like Man City. There are young boys on beaches in Sierra Leone wearing city kits right now. They have nothing to eat, but they know who we are. And now we have a tunnel cam so we can watch people walking up and down the corridors and opening doors or closing doors or just standing or leaning against walls. How many clubs can you say in world football have a tunnel cam? Well I'll tell you..it's 13!!! So you carry on polishing your scummy trophies stained with the blood of dodgy meat sold to school children, and your shitty gloryhunters who travel all the way from Malaysia, even on a wednesday night in february. We might not fill our ground every week, but everyone in the stadium was born and bred inside the Manchester boundry, and we all have tattoo's to describe how much City means to us, and we sing for 90 mins and never moan or boo our players because we all went to York away in the 3rd division so we all know what it's like to be rock bottom. And when we play other football teams they really try hard against us and the refs never give us penalties or throw ins, and we haven't had a corner awarded since 1997, so this means that our wins count much more than united's, and we don't have the media in our pocket like Slur Alex does, when he invites them all round to his house and tells them to write bad things about Gary Cook and Super Mario. They never print the positive stories about the 17 football pitches we are building in East MCR, so that all the local unemployed people can...play football, or that we are still the fa cup champions of England and Wales. NOBODY on sky ever mentions this, it's all about players wanting to leave, fighting each other and the manager, or the CEO lying....all negative bullshit that nobody is interested in. Did you know that last season we sold more litres of blue lemonade than any other club in the UK? Nope, thought not....because old bacon face won't let them print it. I hate you durty munich bastards, I hate you so much that it makes me shit my pants. And then when I change my pants, i will shit them again coz that's how much I hate everything about you. I can't post anymore now, because I have to eat a chicken and mushroom pot noodle without shitting my strides.
Name: Prestwich Blue on Sep 29, 2011
Comments:
To all the rags posting on here, yes you've had your fun now at Pam's petition (most of us don't really know wtf she's on about most of the time), but what I will say is that you will never understand what it is like to support a proper family club like Man City. There are young boys on beaches in Sierra Leone wearing city kits right now. They have nothing to eat, but they know who we are. And now we have a tunnel cam so we can watch people walking up and down the corridors and opening doors or closing doors or just standing or leaning against walls. How many clubs can you say in world football have a tunnel cam? Well I'll tell you..it's 13!!! So you carry on polishing your scummy trophies stained with the blood of dodgy meat sold to school children, and your shitty gloryhunters who travel all the way from Malaysia, even on a wednesday night in february. We might not fill our ground every week, but everyone in the stadium was born and bred inside the Manchester boundry, and we all have tattoo's to describe how much City means to us, and we sing for 90 mins and never moan or boo our players because we all went to York away in the 3rd division so we all know what it's like to be rock bottom. And when we play other football teams they really try hard against us and the refs never give us penalties or throw ins, and we haven't had a corner awarded since 1997, so this means that our wins count much more than united's, and we don't have the media in our pocket like Slur Alex does, when he invites them all round to his house and tells them to write bad things about Gary Cook and Super Mario. They never print the positive stories about the 17 football pitches we are building in East MCR, so that all the local unemployed people can...play football, or that we are still the fa cup champions of England and Wales. NOBODY on sky ever mentions this, it's all about players wanting to leave, fighting each other and the manager, or the CEO lying....all negative bullshit that nobody is interested in. Did you know that last season we sold more litres of blue lemonade than any other club in the UK? Nope, thought not....because old bacon face won't let them print it. I hate you durty munich bastards, I hate you so much that it makes me shit my pants. And then when I change my pants, i will shit them again coz that's how much I hate everything about you. I can't post anymore now, because I have to eat a chicken and mushroom pot noodle without shitting my strides.