Who should be the next leader of the Tory party?

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Monk D’Wally de Honk with Lord Snot as his Chancellor.

 

[Grassland Blue]

An alternative list for P.M.
1.) E.L.James.
2.) Prince Harry
3.) Jeremy Clarkson
4.) Michael Palin
5.) Noel Gallagher
6.) Tyson Fury
7.) Mick Lynch
8.) Peter Kay
9.) Jennifer Saunders
10) Natasha Kaplinsky
All of these candidates should appoint Julian Assange as press secretary - just to pi$$ off Pritti vacant...

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Rather than show bitterness and making it personal, why don’t you give a sensible answer.
If I make you sick why bother answering is it just to get a tick off a fellow crony, does that make you feel better.
Brings nothing to the debate.

Have another sympathy tick from me, Halfwit.

 

[west didsblue]

And yet their happiness and quality of life are right at the top. Telling that you defaulted to an economic view of it rather than a societal one though ;)

An idiotic economic view at that. The countries he mentions that make up 2% of the world’s GDP have about 0.3% of the world’s population. Using his measure we should aspire to be like India which has a bigger GDP than the UK now.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Genghis Khan.

Although he's a bit left wing for them.

Or Tony Blair - he's about right on their right-ometer

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

An idiotic economic view at that. The countries he mentions that make up 2% of the world’s GDP have about 0.3% of the world’s population. Using his measure we should aspire to be like India which has a bigger GDP than the UK now.

The bloke doesn’t have a single salient argument.

He’s the epitome of a Conservative voter. Life’s shit, but they’re too scared of making any form of change, so let’s conserve what we have.

 

[west didsblue]

The bloke doesn’t have a single salient argument.

He’s the epitome of a Conservative voter. Life’s shit, but they’re too scared of making any form of change, so let’s conserve what we have.

But most of the dumb fuckers voted to cripple the economy in 2016. Anyway they got what they wanted.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

But most of the dumb fuckers voted to cripple the economy in 2016. Anyway they got what they wanted.

Most voted for change in 2016.

They believed if we moved away from the EU that we’d be better off.

Sadly, the people who promised that were charlatans.

They're now worse off as the country has less money to dish out.

It’s all ok though as voters like @halfmist are more than happy to keep voting in politicians that keep his money safe.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Most voted for change in 2016.

They believed if we moved away from the EU that we’d be better off.

Sadly, the people who promised that were charlatans.

They're now worse off as the country has less money to dish out.

It’s all ok though as voters like @halfmist are more than happy to keep voting in politicians that keep his money safe.

That is the whole point of Conservatism.
The more that one person has, the less there is for everyone else.
A shift in the mindset of some potentially influential people is what is required, but I don't see that occurring anytime soon.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

But most of the dumb fuckers voted to cripple the economy in 2016. Anyway they got what they wanted.

Not really, that was only part of it - the deportations have not really gotten off the ground to keep the racists happy.