Who would win?

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Fellow Blues,

Following on from an earlier thread regarding Steven "I also cook" Seagal, I thought I would ask the ultimate question:

Who would win in a fight between Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Jackie Chan, and Chuck Norris.

My money is on Seagal

 

[brand blue heavies]

In his prime Chuck easily.I heard he really did give Bruce Lee a run for his money.At the end of the day though Bruce Lee would kick the foook out of all of them!

 

[Matty]

Chuck Norris would win easily. Why? Because, contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Jean Claude Van Damme ain't got shit on that.

 

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Chuck Norris would win easily. Why? Because, contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Jean Claude Van Damme ain't got shit on that.

But JCVD, when drunk on thai spirits, dancing to american disco music can beat anyone.

 

[Goater=Legend]

Dolph Lundgren would have them all for his dinner

 

[Hip Hop Uwe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljC9F8sKCz8

 

[dannybcity]

I was told that Steven Seagal use to get offered out by JCV all the time but never took him up on it. Probably bollocks though.

 

[DT King of all Geordies]

Chuck Norris coz he was in Nam (as someone once said)

 

[SBD]

At Least Stevie Got To Practice On This