Why can't yanks use a knife and fork?

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Uppity cunts. Come back when you’ve learned how to use a toothbrush.

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[Nellies left peg]

Whenever I see one of our ex colonists using a knife and fork, it's just pathetic, were they never taught how to hold a knife and fork. Most do not even know which goes in the correct hand?

Because they are used to stuffing King sized burgers and hot dogs in their faces followed by donuts. So a knife and for is completely unnecessary

 

[Nellies left peg]

Etiquette is vastly overrated, for posh twats to look down on us mortals

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Etiquette is vastly overrated, for posh twats to look down on us mortals

From my position in CBL3 323 I see some terrible things. Nothing on the pitch, mind, just hordes of people down below eating chips with their fingers!

 

[Magicpole]

If not being able to use cutlery,
was their only problem. Or even it got into their top 100 issues, I would be a happier man. Their main one is a completely divided country. Levels of racism that would have given the Third Reich a run for their money, and a minimum wage that hasnt risen for 10 years ensuring tens of millions are trapped in poverty. So, annoying as their cutlery faux pas is, it is almost quaint in comparison.

 

[Bill Walker]

Plastic fork? Bloody hell, you must have grown up somewhere posh - we only had wooden ones in Ashton.

Wood in Stalybridge but changed to plastic cant remember when.

 

[crazyg]

Plastic fork? Bloody hell, you must have grown up somewhere posh - we only had wooden ones in Ashton.

Never knew that the Ashton Moss estate was posh. We had metal cutlery in the 60s.
When I got married in 1975, we lived on Minto Street and bought a Viners set.
I've still got most of 'em 45 years on, and still use 'em daily.

 

[snorky]

I think that Bowie bloke was handy with a knife.

 

[nalari]

You mean Jim Bowie? Or are you referring to the Thin White Dirk?

 

[stonerblue]

Whenever I see one of our ex colonists using a knife and fork, it's just pathetic, were they never taught how to hold a knife and fork. Most do not even know which goes in the correct hand?

I'd say get your basic grammar right before criticising anyone.