Why does Chris Coleman irritate me so much

[BillyMC]

Ive never heard the tosspot say a word that is vaguely interesting or even relevant as a so called pundit. He's third rate at best.

His latest pearls of wisdon.."Aguero wont have it all his own way in England"

No shit Coleman. Why even ask the useless fucker for an opinion? What has he done that is relevant and makes him worthy of an opinion in the first place.

Is it the fact he once finished 9th in the Prem with Fulham, is the fact he managed a second division Spanish side for all of 6 months before his arse went, is it the fact that he managed Coventry (who also play in sky blue!) where he had a win ratio of errrr 29%. Perhaps it was the fact that he signed for City as 16 yr old before getting home sick and heading to Swansea. Maybe its to do with the fact that he has won the the Welsh cup?


Coleman do us a favour, fuckoff and keep your worthless, boring unqualified opinion to yourself.

Rant over.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Everytime he was on Sky last year he was very critical of us
Always going on about the money we have

 

[Damocles]

Ive never heard the tosspot say a word that is vaguely interesting or even relevant as a so called pundit. He's third rate at best.

His latest pearls of wisdon.."Aguero wont have it all his own way in England"

No shit Coleman. Why even ask the useless fucker for an opinion? What has he done that is relevant and makes him worthy of an opinion in the first place.

Is it the fact he once finished 9th in the Prem with Fulham, is the fact he managed a second division Spanish side for all of 6 months before his arse went, is it the fact that he managed Coventry (who also play in sky blue!) where he had a win ratio of errrr 29%. Perhaps it was the fact that he signed for City as 16 yr old before getting home sick and heading to Swansea. Maybe its to do with the fact that he has won the the Welsh cup?


Coleman do us a favour, fuckoff and keep your worthless, boring unqualified opinion to yourself.

Rant over.

How do your qualifications stack up to his?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Because he's Welsh?

 

[YourBirdCanSing22]

He hates City because we sacked his countryman Hughes, and replaced 'young British talent' with a fancy dan 'foreign' manager.

This from a guy who spent two years managing abroad in Spain, and is now managing in Greece.

It makes about as much sense as most of the criticsm you see/hear about City.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

He's like Bellamy, so Welsh it hurts. They do a weird half smile where they show their teeth when they are thinking.

 

[Impeccable]

I really couldn't give a toss who hates/dislikes us. Absolutely no harm in it. He has as much right to his opinion on us as does the next man. Or should his opinions only be positive ones?

Quite amuses me how people who appear to 'hate' us are seen as arseholes. There are many things we hate - that's our perogative.

 

[mancunial]

coleman average player, shit pundit, totaly crap manager, so why listen to him, he is one of those saying please listen to me i,m slaging city off, please don,t forget about me?

 

[MCFC 4 EVER]

He can't speak a word of English he is crap at all levels of football and his wife bugged his car. I stopped listening to his views ages ago

 

[blue47766]

I don't like him because he looks like he is wearing somebody else's teeth, easy as that.

 

[cibaman]

He irritates me because he never seems to have done his homework before a game. Kept referring to Yaya as a defensive midfielder long after the penny had finally dropped with most other commentators. Couldnt understand why AJ was playing on the right. Couldnt understand why certain players weren't picked when it was well known that they were injured or in a form slump etc.

Whenever he commentates on us and keeps saying "I dont understand why..." I find myself yelling at the telly "Well if you'd taken the trouble to watch clips of our last game you would"

 

[DS 1956]

Cos he's a twat. Simple

 

[foley87]

hes a twat
he claimed last year that we booed the players off in poznan

 

[ono]

It's ever since he got those porcelin veneers and started shopping at Slater Menswear. He's forgotten his roots. I liked him more when he was uglier and wore tracksuits like a proper bloke.

 

[BillyMC]

Ive never heard the tosspot say a word that is vaguely interesting or even relevant as a so called pundit. He's third rate at best.

His latest pearls of wisdon.."Aguero wont have it all his own way in England"

No shit Coleman. Why even ask the useless fucker for an opinion? What has he done that is relevant and makes him worthy of an opinion in the first place.

Is it the fact he once finished 9th in the Prem with Fulham, is the fact he managed a second division Spanish side for all of 6 months before his arse went, is it the fact that he managed Coventry (who also play in sky blue!) where he had a win ratio of errrr 29%. Perhaps it was the fact that he signed for City as 16 yr old before getting home sick and heading to Swansea. Maybe its to do with the fact that he has won the the Welsh cup?


Coleman do us a favour, fuckoff and keep your worthless, boring unqualified opinion to yourself.

Rant over.

How do your qualifications stack up to his?

25 metre swimming certificate and cycling proficiency, so almost as well qualified as coleman, the main difference is I dont get paid to spout horseshite

 

[lloydie]

Because he's Welsh?

Thank fook he's not a Jew too, he'd really have the bigots on his back then.

 

[casualdeyna]

You've got to love Chris Coleman simply because he thinks Super Mario's name is Bollochelli