Why I was ejected from Wembley

[Lucky Toma]

That was me Sweyn. I hadnt returned from the snack bar. I just like to carry profiteroles with me everywhere I go.

Come on, LT, yer'd never get profiteroles past the GestapoGangs on the Wembley gangways - they are classed as potential missiles, the crème pâtissière being substituted for a granite nugget with a 'Take that, yer fat granny shaggin' Scouse git' message etched into its surface.

I had a doctors note with me. They provide me with emotional comfort in noisy crowded environments.
It was for this very reason that I was also allowed to take a tiramisu into a recent Bon Jovi concert.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

You deserved chucking out for have a marmite and branston sandwich....That combination is just plain wrong!

 

[sweynforkbeard]

That was me Sweyn. I hadnt returned from the snack bar. I just like to carry profiteroles with me everywhere I go.

Come on, LT, yer'd never get profiteroles past the GestapoGangs on the Wembley gangways - they are classed as potential missiles, the crème pâtissière being substituted for a granite nugget with a 'Take that, yer fat granny shaggin' Scouse git' message etched into its surface.

I had a doctors note with me. They provide me with emotional comfort in noisy crowded environments.
It was for this very reason that I was also allowed to take a tiramisu into a recent Bon Jovi concert.

It really should have been a rock cake.<br /><br />-- Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:22 am --<br /><br />

Wasn't him ....

he was carried out!

Yes - and I lost one of my marmite and Branston sandwiches that I'd taken with me for half time in the kerfuffle. If anybody found it please PM as it will probably be fresh enough for Mondays tea.

But did yer manage to get out wi' yer flask o' Bovril intact?

I am still using the same case of beef extract that I acquired during the Berlin airlift - and people will tell you that it goes off.